sold my heart for a song

I engage with fiction in a normal way. don’t look at my blog

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

I showed this video to my 2 y/o niece last night and now every time I get out my phone near her she says “chicken. song”

[A bombastic orchestral piece plays, to which the chicken steps in time.]

“Preußens Gloria,” or “Prussia’s Glory” is the song being played

feminist retelling shoulsnt be the woman does some girlboss shit femist retelling is she does the same stuff except u actually give a shit abt her perspective and thoughts and feelings as a human being this time

We're gonna have a hard time convincing future generations the phrase "Trumped-up charges" is etymologically unrelated.

"I'm lying to you but this sentence is technically the truth without context" is such a good trope. Like yes the way that I am spinning these words forms a lie but if you squint I'm actually not lying.

Actually he wrote all the complaints himself with various sock puppet accounts to drum up sympathy subscribers to his Claytreon

It’s fun to use contractions inappropriately, but it’s hard to explain why that’s

thats a common interest we've

Yeah, but people get annoyed by it, like when you throw soda cans in the trash can’t the recycle bin

AITA for realizing that my best friend is actually a ghost and not telling him because i'm worried that if he realizes he's dead he'll finally be able to accept it and fully pass on and i won't be able to hang out with him anymore?

AITA if i've been dead for a while but haven't told my best friend yet because he doesn't seem to have realized i'm a ghost and if he does i'm worried that he'll finally be able to accept it and let me go and i can't bear the thought of losing him?

AITA for killing that guy