Alienor Woods

easy to forget but book jon snow is great actually. he gets so drunk he cries in his first chapter. he's 16 years old and laser focused on loan negotiation. he keeps getting promoted against his will. he's the chosen fantasy protagonist with the worst genre awareness ever. he implements pro immigration social reforms. he has a giant albino pet wolf. he cuts a guy's head off. he thinks he invented cunnilingus. he's been dead for 15 years.

mom can you come pick me up? yeah they’re playing oppression olympics on twitter with shane and ilya again to try to determine who was more sympathetic in TLG. uh huh yeah ignoring the fact that they both have privileges and marginalizations and are both kind of clueless and microaggressive to each other at times. it’s getting really scary and they’re definitely using this as a proxy stan war :(

actually insane to me that tumblr is a place where you can be so good at being horny you make friends about it

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore