at least the colour green exists

oh i'm going to misusle and straight up fuckle this knowledge so badly

finding a new doctor. applying for jobs. searching for apartments. messaging used car dealers. getting your health insurance to do their job. getting a pharmacy to do their job. getting the dmv to accept the documents they told you to bring. just listing things they probably make you do in hell

"You could get up early and do it before work" I could also wait for a magic beanstalk to start growing in my living room LMAO. Let's focus on things that happen in the real world

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

i love the word "ostensibly", you can write some mean ass sentences with it

Big!!! Steppy!!!

Taking her job very seriously

miss taking an uquiz every time i opened the tumblr app… it was an era i took for granted