gay love & peace forever

if i was a celebrity i would want people to speculate on my sexuality and disorders because maybe it would help me out

they should designate june as pride month for lgbt people and host parades, events and stuff.

Hello my name is Dr hotdog. And I'm a woman.

our idiotic ancestors used to believe stuff that's not true but luckily we've now figured out all the true things to believe in

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

Can a smooth player see that ass jingle or should i go away forever

ilanabbi are genuinely mattjay. sexual designs on best friend and everything. but at least ilanabbi are genuinely two irl dykes

what if we were best friends irl and we started out a shitty comedy webseries roughly in 2008 where the main characters have our same names and they were incredibly stupid and did terrible things really motivated by their gender. and my character is kinda just straight up in love with your character like im trying to kiss you all the time but we're single forever. we're like in a performance band but not really we're doing some shit. and like im more obsessed and miss you when youre off with someone else and game all day long. your character doesnt really wanna do that and youre trying but failing at being more socially adjusted than me. so theres like gay subtext that is just acknowledging us directly. and we have straight up movie references that we imitate even the credit sequences to the original piece of media of. and then we got a tv show roughly in 2015. And we were both girls or we were both boys

and im always burping or something. and theres an episode of the webseries where you have infinite dreams