dependent variable

misunderstanding the significance of bodily fluids: "I have spilled so much pee in the name of my country"

I take a puff and then look at the chimpanzee I am supposed to be taking care of. with my enhanced empathy I know he badly wants a little bit. he does the universal primate gesture for give here. I hand him the joint, he carefully disassembles me like a lego house

Honestly gotta say I don’t respect many of you for buying into Argentina’s victimhood narrative over being called racist for having no Black football players. It’s not racist to point out it was state policy to replace Black and Indigenous peoples with European immigrants. It’s not a “yankee opinion,” I first heard this criticism from my Latin American wife. I recently heard it in a room of Latin American and Afro Latina feminists

reblogging this again because i was pushed to take an uber to work twice in a row

i have no money to take another stinking uber to work please help me

i got hit by a car and i’m going to urgent care can i get like. $90 for copay please

can i please get some money for food. family went to dinner without me

I don’t have a way to get back home from work today. could someone help me get an uber?

the amount of new writers that i have seen apologizing for their writing being “bad”…i want people to write bad fanfiction, and with lots of typos!!! because how else will you get better? fanfic should be a safe space for you to grow your craft !!!!

And I want more writers to befriend each other--not as competitors--but collaborators. Help each other, lift each other up, share each other's work, DISCUSS each other's work, sound board, build a fucking community instead of gathering in mean-spirited cliques obsessed with AO3 stats and TikTok promotion. Revel in the actual craft and art of writing again!

we as a society have GOT to accept that it is okay if we get blocked. you do not have the right to interact with every single person on the internet. "but then i can't interact with their content" yes that is the point "but i didn't do anything" no one owes you an explanation and you don't have to have "done something" to be blocked. let it go

I do not want the ai overview. I want to read six wikipedia pages as god intended.

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

Reblog and write in the tags what's on your wallpaper

Something I absolutely love is not caving into the pressure of "you HAVE to watch popular gay show the writing is actually competent and they won't ruin it this time" and being like "hmmm I don't know... I watched popular gay show before and it turned bad..." only to much later get your door knocked on and it's your mutuals crestfallen and you get to be like "let me guess. it turned bad."

The energy on the dash... Let me guess

i could definitely beat the shit out of master chief seeing as i'm a lesbian and he's not a lesbian

always curious precisely which wires got crossed for such a large percentage of tumblr users and presumably the world at large to think that the act of reclaiming a slur is just an identity pass for getting to use the very same slur in the very same bigoted insult way as the majority, But Woke