small rabbit on large computer and vice versa

clowngirl getting an orchiectomy and the surgeon just keeps removing ball after ball after ball after ball after

clown nurse standing by solemnly adding each successive ball to the ones she's already juggling

"'I don't know' isn't an answer" alright man then I'll just. Fuckin. Enter my philosophical mind-palace and check the fuckin akashic records. Real quick lemme just catch and cook and eat the Salmon of All Knowledge. Tell me ur question again so I can real quick climb to the highest branches of the Yggdrasil and lay it at the feet of Freda the all-wise Queen of Heaven. Dickhead.

People are unfazed if you hate women but if you dislike dogs they assume you're a bad person

Tumblr users will read a post complaining about normalized misogyny and hyperfocus on your claim that it's ok to dislike dogs

Just because he was spotted in a gay furry bar in Seattle with 4 staffers in collars and tails, spent 17 weeks in a commune famed for it's biweekly orgies in upstate new york, killed, cloned, had sex with then abandoned Bob Dylan on the side of a highway and said he was qoute "puppy coded" and had "fallen deeply in love with a transsexual with great suppliesof Estrogen", does not mean that he should be ineligible to run for mayor of this small Midwestern town again

why did you people come up with russian names for what is supposed to be a movie set in italy. what was the thought process here. why does she sound like she walked out of a tolstoy novel

press the teleport button to come over to my house and eat a bagel on the porch with me rightnow and you will earn 5 gems

if youre happy and you know it lay an egg

i'd kill a thousand billion pjackks for one more second of irish american chan

Girls who have been taking the medicine that makes you grow boobs for years will look in the mirror and go “what the hell I have boobs now, that’s so cool, wow” and then do the same thing again every few days

#google translate does not capture the tone switch so i have to say. first two sentences are like. normal maybe kind of feminine posting tone #& the last is like. shounen manga protagonist. action movie hero. jojo's bizarre adventure character. #the tone you would use if you were holding a gun with the safety off (– @chadlesbianjasontodd)