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learn to coupon

what to do when you can’t afford therapy

cleaning your bathroom

what to do when you can’t pay your bills

stress management

quick fix meals

find out if you’re paying too much for your cell phone bill

resume workshop

organize your closet

how to take care of yourself when you’re sick

what you should bring to a doctor’s appointment

what’s a mortgage?

how to pick a health insurance plan

hotlines list

your first gynecology appointment

what to do if the cops pull you over

things to have in your car in case of emergency

my moving out masterpost

how to make friends as an adult (video)

how to do taxes (video)

recommended reads for surviving adulthood (video)

change a flat tire (video)

how to do laundry (video)

opening a bank account (video)

laundry cheat sheet

recipes masterpost

tricks to help you sleep more

what the fuck should you make for dinner?

where should you go for drinks?

alcohol: know your limits

easy makeup tips

find seat maps for your flight

self-defense tips

prevent hangovers

workout masterpost

how to write a check

career builder

browse careers

birth control information

financial management software & app (free)

my mental health masterpost

my college applications masterpost

how to jumpstart a car

Ask the Bitches: “I Just Turned 18 and My Parents Are Kicking Me Out. How Do I Brace Myself?”

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Here is a free pdf of xanathars guide to everything

Here is a free pdf to monsters manual

Here is a free pdf to tashas cauldron of everything

Here is a free pdf to dungeon master’s guide

Here is a free pdf to volo’s guide to monsters

Here is a free pdf of mordenkainen’s tomb of foes

I was posting Orbs back before it was cool, just sayin’…it all started in the very early days of the blog and for some reason I was convinced that Orbs were something you could equip exactly like an Ioun Stone, starting with the Four Wooden Orbs of Bludgeoning–no magical effect, but they orbit your head and bonk people if they got too close. It turned into a running joke that I sometimes forget was originally a joke. Anyway, here’s a handy compendium:

Orb of Transcutaneous Electrical Nerve Stimulation

Untouchable Orb of Endless Power

Orb of Cheese

Orbs of Lounging

Orb of Retro Gaming

Hybrid Orb-Halfling #1; Hybrid Orb-Halfling #2

Orb of Windows XP

Prickly Pain Orb

Orb of Artist Angering

Frorb

fOrby

Bad Orb of Location Visibility

Monster Orb, a scarier/grosser version of the Orb of Chomping

Orb of Animal Sleep and the Lesser Orb of Animal Lethargy

Orb of Moss

Orb of Wine

Orb of X-Raying

Buddy Orb and/or Orbs of Harrumphing

Infernorb

Orb of Advertising Revenue

Orb of Cherry Flavor

Orb of Monkey Control

Actual Real Historical Spiked Orb of Explosion

Orb of Data Visualization

Orbs of Verbal Abuse

Orb of user/destiny:ERROR.notfound

Orbs of Artery-Clogging

Orb of Poor Sportsmanship

Chess Orb

Orb of Secure Wi-Fi

Crystal Orb of Cleansing Lead Toxicity

various insect orbs

Hirsute Orb of Wrath

Luxury Fashion Orb of Reduced Color Saturation

Orb of Roosevelt

plain black rubber ball was in some movies so now it’s worth $32,500

Orb of Scouring

Orb of Pocket (Dimension) Monsters

Power Pellet

Orb of Transport (wheeled, bulletproof)

Orb of Transport (rolling, watersealed)

Orb of Transport (greater wheeled)

Orb of Chillaxing

Orb of Divination

a judgemental orb

Orb of Bipedal Gait

set of four Riding-Orbs

Orb of Orb Form

Orbs of the Pianist, as used by the Uncanny Orb-Bard

Seal Orb

Orb of the Luck-Slayer

extremely large Orb of Explosion

Orb of Corn

Orb of the Keymaster

Orbs of Wondrous Power

spherical sheep

Orb accessories

Wrist-Mounted Orb Yeeter

Orb Forge

Orb-Sorter

Tome of Crafting (Fast, Fun & Fabulous Orbs)

Orb Jail

Orb users

Orb Inspector

a giant evil brain or possibly a sphere of ground beef

Guild-Hall of the Worshipfull Companie of Orbsmiths

the Ogre and his Man-Eating Boboes

The God of Orbs

Some Orb monsters: Orbinauts, Double Orb Monster, Sapient Triple Orb Monster, Orb Giant, Orb of Verbal Abuse that has gone feral

space-age orb witch

Bouncepig

Rye Slax, orb farmer

mysterious yellow orb of flame

Pooper-of-Orbs, a mysterious rogue of another world

bat-mounted frog orb-merchant

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