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They're having a 2 for 1 Who gives a Fuck special at the Shove It up your Ass store

u heard about this shit?

We are fucked

me in the echo chamber: exactlyyy, literallyyyy

ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

i think tumblr ads automatically opening a tab on your phone if you touch them while scrolling should be considered a form of malware

your favourite pokemon is scyther, Whats yours?

*rolls an 18 perception check on this post*

you notice that your favourite pokemon is scyther. I need you to roll an acrobatics check for me.

aah, 12?

you turn into scyther, your favourite pokemon

uptown funk made me sexually attracted to bruno mars…….

stop!!!

wait a minute

fill my butt put some liquor in it!