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all i do is sit and think about imaginary but extremely detailed romantic scenarios

like yes duh i’m anti colonies on the moon wtf does america need to colonize the moon for they aint gon do nothing but evil up there and we know this bc they r already doing evil with majority of the objects they launched into space already u r not living in a comic book u aint going to space u r going to die here do u here me

Boy do I have a book series that began like this...

all u ppl think about is fandoms and fanfic and mediaslop

Happy 100th birthday, David Attenborough,

my thrall told me it wanted to be more independent so i imprisoned its soul in a necklace. how's that for in de pendant you little shit

Anybody else have a lifelong habit of collecting reaction images they never use?

happy 77 years to the best week of this kid's life

sun tsu famously said "refuse to understand your enemy at all costs. to resist their cognitohazard mind rays"

there's an extraordinarily common yet terrifying cognitohazard called "the chance to convince me im wrong" and i work all day to defend myself from its ravages