aro ppl out here helping to redefine Western ideas of affection and I'm so here for it like hand holding? cuddling? leaning on each other? sitting in someone's lap? dude we're in Friend Territory⢠now

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aro ppl out here helping to redefine Western ideas of affection and I'm so here for it like hand holding? cuddling? leaning on each other? sitting in someone's lap? dude we're in Friend Territory⢠now

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Super fucked up that I canāt be a master-level expert in knitting AND woodworking AND silversmithing AND embroidery AND soap making AND spinning AND -
āWho would ever want to be immortal? Can you imagine the loneliness, knowing that thereās no one else like you, cursed to outlive -ā shut up!! Some of us have shit to do and arenāt cowards!!
tell me a pretty thing.
In Uzbek we have this concept of the divine dark, the darkness from which all things came. So thereās this idea that shows up in a lot of our literature that when the world was first made it was like a gentle night, peaceful, quiet and pitch-black. The night is when creation started and the night is when youāre closest to glimpsing what it was like at the very start of the world.
oh wow thatās gorgeous.
legiterally do not understand criticism of the batman like itās the most accurate batman iāve ever seen heās tired heās mentally ill heās emo heās cringe. plus he listens to nirvana and wears sunglasses indoors WHAT more could you possibly want

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A dating service where matching is based on peopleās search history exists. Youāre a serial killer. You go on a date with a writer.
Serial Killer: metaphorically, if you were to kill someone, how would you do it?
Writer: Air shot between the toes, itāll look like a heart attack.
Serial Killer who is obviously in love already: *sucks in a breath* ok
Writer: how long would it take to die if you were to potentially stab someone in the guts
Serial killer: anywhere from 2 to 30 minutes
Writer, already bringing a ring out: *shaking* thanks
A++ addition
Writer: *shows the serial killer the murder scene theyāre writing* babe, iām not sure if this would actually work?
Serial killer: *kisses writer on the forehead and leaves, comes back later, a suspicious scent of blood coming off them* it works baby, youāre doing great
I LOVE THIS
Oh no, murder comedy is my jam
I love this, I love all of this, but quick question, does the author know? Like are they aware that their significant other is a serial killer or do they just think that they have a morbid sense of humor? Itād be even funnier if the author had no fucking clue, like how Aurthur Conan Doyle was apparently stupidly gullible, and on top of it theyāre a horror or crime novelist. Like the serial killer works at a butcher shop or something so itās completely normal for them to come home smelling like blood, no murders going on here, no sirey. Just my darling coming back home from a long day at work.
Now fast forward a bit and the author has managed to get their first book published, with loving support from the serial killer who helped them fine tune all the murder scenes, and itās a big hit. Enough so that a detective with the local police department has noticed some disturbing similarities to several active cases, including details that were never released to the press. Obviously he brings this up to his superior and convinces him that thereās something to the theory, but itās all circumstantial right now. He stakes out the authorās home and is super convinced that the author is the murderer, but they donāt seem to do anything??? Like they literally are at the house all day, thatās it. Most they do is leave for groceries.
So you get this dynamic of the serial killer mining the author for creative murder schemes, the author being lovingly encouraged by the serial killer, and finally the detective who is just so sure that the author is the killer and that if he sticks it out long enough heāll FINALLY have proof.
Plot twist, The serial killer and detective use to go out so it gets sub what personal.Ā
āYou need to stop seeing them. I think they are a serial killer.ā
Serial killer breaths in.Ā āLook-ā
ā¦perfect
I donāt like actual murder mysteries, but this is perfect
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Oh my god I would watch/read the hell out of this shit
I wish you all very good sex. if you don't like sex, I wish you a very good romance. if you don't want either of them. I wish you a very good bowl of soup and some bread, mate.
this is the kind of aspec inclusion i'm looking for, thank you
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My favorite thing about this is that the ātraditionalā woman isnāt always on the left. By switching it up the artist is really committing to the idea that the right way for a woman to be is however she wants.
Just wish some of the women were plus size..
I really love how much Laineyās art and positivity is bringing people joy and I really hope youāre checking out her insta, itās full of so many more
It got better
Okay I havenāt reblogged this addition
lots of legit criticism about twilight but the way sparkling vampires made adult men absolutely incoherent with rage is a net positive

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very sexy how homeric greek lets prepositions just be adverbs. just a bunch of words in the line, floating around, holding hands but not grammatically connected. no constructions just vibes.
āboy i sure wish i was asleep,ā i whisper, clicking Next Chapter fourteen fucking times
i was initially ashamed of myself but now after seeing how many reblogs there are im ashamed of all of us
this movie is so fucking creepy jesus fuck
Itās by Tim Burton, what did you honestly expect?
Actually, itās Henry Selick, who was the director of The Nightmare Before Christmas. The book was written by Neil Gaiman, though, and is farā¦farā¦.worse.
Sorry, Iām about to geek the hell out.
The movie is captivating, but the book is twenty kinds of terrifying, even now, ten years after I first read it. As disturbing as the movie may have been to some, the things Selick added really serve to cushion just how horrific the story really is.
First of all, the character of Wybie does not exist in the book. Coraline is facing all of this nearly alone, with her only help coming from the sly comments of the cat, a warning from the circus mice, and the stone given to her by her neighbor, presented with no comment but that it āmakes the unseen seen.ā
Second, the Other Parents are never quite as warm (and, dare I say, normal) as they are in the gifs above. Theyāre described as having paper-white skin and the Other Motherās hair is said to move on its own, and her long, red, claw-like nails donāt ease any uncertainty that she is absolutely, positively up to no good. The first time Coraline meets them, they (and the rest of the Others) seem to be playing roles (for whatever reason, Coraline does not seem to pick up on this), like they all know what to say and what to do and are simply waiting for Coraline to make her move in their terrifying play world. This is shown to be partly true when the Other Parents tell her they know sheāll be back soon after she refuses the buttons - this time, to stay.
Third, the Other Mother commits atrocities that really should not have been in a book for anyone not fully grown up. She physically deforms the world around Coraline to slow her progress in their game beyond any mild traps the movie portrays, and, instead of turning the Other Father into the wandering pumpkin-thing seen in the film, she simply ceases to use him and throws his body away in the cellar, leaving him to rot with whatever bit of sentience he has left. She begins to lose her touch, as Coraline gains the upper hand. Her world doesnāt just become a nightmare - it falls apart completely. No creepy but oddly cool bug furniture here, just the house that now appears to be a childās drawing. Whatever the Other Mother is (a beldame, but something tells me sheās much more ancient and powerful than that), she does not give half a hump about what she has to do to ensnare Coraline. Destroy the supporting characters of her twisted creation? Done. Allow herself to be dismembered to ruin Coralineās life in the normal world? Not even gonna bat an eyelash.
On a final, personal note, imagine eight year-old me, ignored by my parents, absorbed in the story and identifying with Coraline from the start. Imagine me finishing this bloodcurdling book and immediately thinking of my basement, where there is still a locked door that my grandmother swears up and down is nothing more than a storage room, but has not once in my (or my motherās) lifetime unlocked.
Can you see why this book still scares me?
Fun fact I learned from seeing neil gaiman speak: when he first wanted the book published, his editor said it was too scary. He suggested she read it to her young daughter, and then decide. So she did, and her daughter wasnāt afraid, and it was published. Years later, Gaiman was sitting next to that daughter at an event and told her this story, and she said āoh I was terrified I just didnāt want to tell my momā.
Coraline WAS too scary to be published, but exists anyway because a girl lied to her mother.
@neil-gaiman, is this true about the publisherās daughter?
It was my literary agent, Merrilee Heifetz who read it and said āyou canāt seriously expect this to be published as a childrenās book.ā So I suggested she read it to her daughters. And she called me back a week later and said āThey love it and they werenāt scared at all. Iāll take it to Harper Childrenās.ā
A decade later, at the Opening Night of the Coraline musical, I was sitting next to Morgan, Merileeās youngest daughter, and told her how her not being scared had made the book happen. And she said āI was terrified. But I needed to find out what happened next. So nobody knew.ā
So, yes.
This website can be toxic at times, but the fact that people can just tag Neil Gaiman to get his input, like a sorcerer invoking a benevolent spirit, is definitely a bright spot.
Thatās Neil for you.
I love the book so so much. I explained to my friend that the doll and Wybie donāt exist in the book and they were so shocked lmao
Uncle Davids are awesome.
Why doesnāt this have a million notes yet?
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Iāve been using my dude as a gender neutral term to refer to a person
If you want me to stop, just tell me
I completely understand why
^^^ please
Im a native californian, this is just how i use dude, its for everything, people, animals, objects, everything is dude
Everyone, every animal, every thing is dude
but PLEASE if it bothers you, let me know, I will not call you dude, I will change what I call you.
^^^^^^^^
I really donāt want to offend anyone
Same!
I use thude (they+dude)
Same. Iām from California. I even call random animals dude.
But Iāll gladly stop if it offends you
Oh, mood. Just consider me Nino Lahiffe. Petition to make ādudeā gender neutral.

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