She function on my wave til I normalize

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

um Im sorry but the american education system never taught me how to fuck so its really not my fault my head is dog shit

I feel like Kanbaru from Monogatari needs more appreciation: she’s a lesbian whose crush on a upperclassman went nowhere so she tries to murder said crush’s boyfriend. Said boyfriend is suicidal and forgives her. Touched by being forgiven she becomes his best friend and they spend almost every conversation after telling each other dirty jokes. She’s filthy rich has horrible executive dysfunction and seems obvious that her best friend’s sister is in love with her. Truly a character of all time.

you stole dog blood

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself

youre going to suck whatever I pull out of this beekeeper suit

i think censoring subtitles is actually ableism

the normal girl would like to sniff you while cuddling

Reblog if you’d let a mutual smell your pits

the normal girl would like to sniff you while cuddling

magical girl transformation sequence except i'm wearing the same thing i'm just 1 foot tall