She function on my wave til I normalize

i cant stop thinking about kamiina botan clocking gujos crush on ibuki and being like yesss go for it you can totally do it while actively seducing ibuki. what is wrong with her

"balls are too funny to be erotic" wrong. balls are erotic because theyre funny.

just started watching house and I thought yall were exaggerating but no. every episode is just like three wrong diagnoses that almost kill the patient and then house is like "he has underwater skunk herpes" and they give the guy a new butthole and he's cured. and then house chugs vicodin while talking about wanting to rail wilson.

In a year's time the kids will decide that Talking Heads is overrated and they will say "Slop Making Sense"

So what? Are you too good to see Oprah's Device?

anyaustin is an experiment to see if a guy could develop a sense of wonder and appreciation for the world around him without ever going outside

um Im sorry but the american education system never taught me how to fuck so its really not my fault my head is dog shit

I feel like Kanbaru from Monogatari needs more appreciation: she’s a lesbian whose crush on a upperclassman went nowhere so she tries to murder said crush’s boyfriend. Said boyfriend is suicidal and forgives her. Touched by being forgiven she becomes his best friend and they spend almost every conversation after telling each other dirty jokes. She’s filthy rich has horrible executive dysfunction and seems obvious that her best friend’s sister is in love with her. Truly a character of all time.

you stole dog blood

eww dude keep your skinny fetish to yourself