99 red balloons (lizzy's version)

when you're talking to a person and you think "love this conversation, it's going nowhere <3"

probably how sherlock talks to you

gonna be inactive indefinitely for real this time. mutuals dm your discord/ email if u want to, thank you :)

byeee everyone

sometimes “!!!!!!!!!!!” is a word

zoom meetings to have existential crisises during

dni ppl who have more than 5 tabs open at a time

we’ll meet again in another life

@kermithermit

whenever someone calls thebootydiaries “booty” I start laughing why is it so funny

please, call me booty, mr. diaries was my father

i could be being chased by the killer and i'd be like oh man this is so embarrassing i must look like such an idiot right now he's probably judging my silly little run and everything

i'm the kind of guy who'd get stabbed and be like ugh this is so humiliating i'm sure nobody has ever bled out and died as badly as i am. cringe.

I like lemn so much

@lemntri face reveal

I like lemn so much

i love being pretentious i love being annoying i love being normal i love having opinions i love being weird i love being quiet i love being intelligent i love being boring i love being out of my mind i love being reserved i love being obsessive i love being aggressive i love being friendly i love being kind

Wanna be my chammak challo [flirting intensifies]

following blogs who fucking hate each other is unironically the most entertaining aspect of this entire website