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I wanted to capture the book versions, but the film adaptations still have an iron grip on me, so you might see some similarities

Characters in media fighting back against the mind control:

i feel like we need to give them another shot as housebeasts

this is a critter who wants greenies and then to take a nap on the couch next to me, and i KNOW it

cheetah in House perfec t size for put inside! inside very Soft and Comfort cheetah sleep soundly put cheetah in House. Put Cheetah In House. no problems ever in cheetah in ho use because good Happy and Satisfy for human where sleep. House yes a place for a cheetah put cheetah in house can trust cheetah for giveing good love to humans in house. friend cheetah

Legit if any wild animal could be adapted to a pet it would be cheetahs lmao. Only problem is they can be skittish and very anxious and that's why they're often raised around dogs in zoos to gain confidence.

congrats, i award you funniest take on this post

made this into a gif bc i liked it so much. shark Denied

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

Love stories in tight places by Gabriel Picolo

my coworker announces that he's off to the dentist. someone reacts with a tooth emoji. is this a statement of dentist solidarity? a wish for my coworker to return with more (or fewer?) teeth than he set out with? simple word association? who can say

storm's obvious attraction to Stevie vs her complete and utter suspicion of her when they first meet is honestly like the height of comedy I love her

Somehow I doubt he's all of you.

I want you guys to know I think the phrase “beats walkin” every single day. Like whenever times get tough or when I have to make do or whatever I’m always like well. Beats walkin. It keeps me going I want it on my gravestone after I pass

make a terrible comic day.... i missed it last year but not now

amateurish first effort