SaM Junk n Stuff

be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.

#natalie

#raphael

#Natalie

Her mom taught her the ancient lore. This is good.

#laila

the horrors may be beyond my comprehension but they are not beyond my insatiable lust. come here and kiss me you terrifying abomination.

#natan

pretty cool how you went on a heroic journey to gain the power needed to defeat me. unfortunately i was on a cooler, villainous journey

#Satan

#satan

#pax

#Natan

c’mon everybody!!! *runs off excitedly and no one follows me*

#natalie

two characters who understand each other like no one else does and therefore hurt each other like no one else can

#Michael #Satan

one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

#max at natalie

the butchers knife fandom is really dyin out, reblog if you love cleavage

#zadkiel

they hate me because i'm silly and so intense at the same time

#michael

*slaps my thighs and stands up from my seat like im gonna leave * whelp.. guess we oughtta cum in each other

#pax

Stop calling me gay boy call me bisexual boy so women know to hit on me

#Michael

#Michael