Tired NonBinary Noises

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

I know this has been said so many times in so many words but it is never any less infuriating that we never seem to have basic social services money but we always have fucking war crime money

fucking evergreen post I guess

genuinely i think the baseline assumption that all autistic people have fandom/media special interests comes from the fact that ppl with non fandom autism generally aren't on tumblr dot com. like if your special interest is fly fishing you probably aren't going on the "arguing about yaoi" website, at least not for that specifically

hi everyone. do yourself a favour and go create a beautiful horse for me

albert is an arabic name meaning The Bert

Does anyone know what to do

Wait so is the mandate of heaven and the divine right of kings the same kind of concept, or have I massively misunderstood one or the other?

Ah, yeah, I see it now. This is the exact level of detail I needed of the key details of how to distinguish the two. Thank you.

Albrecht Entrati told me the Void keeps sending back bedraggled corpses of his lab animals so I asked how many lab animals he has and he said he just goes to the hollvania zoo and gets new lab animals afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding lab animals to the Void and then his butler started crying.