an egregious amount of self indulgence + Braces

when you’re on tumblr you kinda have to go in periods because if you go for too long you’ll find yourself in a barren wasteland of last night, so you have to stop eventually, but also if you just reload immediately you’ll only see your spoils already laid out, and so you must wait for a long while

i don’t even know where i got this speaking pattern from

people will say "ok maybe video games are art" but they're thinking of like, 2017 classic indie game that won awards for its storytelling and you'll be thinking of how Pitfall for Atari 2600 is as much art as any book and they'll think you're joking to make a point

The irredeemable pervert? I dunno they always seem pretty redeemable to me

Let the record show that My posts are bad on purpose. These are my rent lowering gunshots

The Backrooms (2026)

it IS monday. Let's get it on cunts

it IS tuesday. We still must get it on cunts

it IS wednesday. cunts you know what we must do. it's time to get it on

it IS thursday. cunts, just a little longer. we must get it on.

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........

Panties hit the FLOOR

you know it sister

Dude frying my tendies at the raising cane's has the black nitrile gloves over the hairy forearms this is not good. Puppy's leaking. The situation in my Target boxer briefs is gonna go from Gushers to Go-Gurt real fast here. I'm so horny I deserve to have copper wire snaked through my teeth

If the backrooms post can get a movie then so can this

the rainbow is a well-known symbol of gay pride that originated in the late 1970s in san francisco, when the gay community promised to never again destroy the earth by flood