Uwu. Youāre so cute that I wanna put you in my pocket. (ļ½”ā ā āļ½”)

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Uwu. Youāre so cute that I wanna put you in my pocket. (ļ½”ā ā āļ½”)

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my hearing has been aided and holy shit is this how you guys hear all the time
I can hear the birds calling to eachother!! im sat inside my house and I can still hear them!!
my cats purrs are so loud...I never knew how happy he was when I petted him šš
bees have such nice buzzes!!!!!
rustling leaves sound nice. motorbikes do not
I can hear the river running through my village...this world has so many beautiful and amazing sounds
if you rub your hands on a leather sofa. that sounds excellent
gravel sounds fantastic btw. go kick some gravel immediately
CRUNCHY LEAVES
I still can't get over jinx purring. I never knew how happy he was or how much he loves me. he's been purring since I got home, every time I say hi to him. my husband says he's always purring like that, I just never heard it before
thank you @dwiwediblino for suggesting a clicky keyboard. I just tried it out and what a FANTASTIC sound
Have you heard the pitter patter sound of your cats toes yet? Always enjoy that sound
yes!! when we came home and I called him downstairs for some food I heard him leap off the bed I think and his excited patters down the stairs
food in frying pans really do be sizzling...
the sound of old crinkly book pages oh my GOD I have found my new favourite sound
went down to the village river and it was so nice!! the river is pretty low rn because of the lack of rain but when it rains lots I want to go back and see it go fast and hear it
also! hearing the rustle of grass as I walk through it!
and and and i threw a stone into the water and it made a very satisfying splash sound :)
What do you think of this noise?
that's such a funny sound I need to get some sheets of metal and laminate some paper immediately omg
popped my hearing aid on when I woke up and just listened to my husband breathe next to me. he's here, I get to wake up next to my best friend every day. he's alive. he loves me.
then he started snoring very loudly and it was even worse with the amplified sound
you guys can hear the ticking of watches?? they're so loud!!
when you light a cigarette and you hear a faint crackle as the dried leaves catch fire. very good.
I was hanging my washing outside and I shook out a pillowcase to hang it up and it made a very good whoosh sound with a slightly sharp crack!
the crackling sound of a candle wick being lit!! what a fun noise!!
a bird landed on the tree branches above my head and I heard it!! I thought birds were silent but theyre not!!
heard my neighbour come home from his daily bike ride and the bike made a clicking sound??? :0
im outside in my garden with my easel doing some painting and I was drawing on the easel and it makes a scratchy noise?! the pencil was scratching! it makes a very good sound indeed!!
all of you who were suggesting a cold drink over some ice...you were all so right for that
sizzling barbecues!! loud and fun!! different foods make different sizzles
I CAN HEAR THUNDER THERES SO MANY DIFFERENT PITCHES TO IT WOWOWOWOWOWOOWOWOWWOW
IT ACTUALLY RUMBLES!!! JUST LIKE IN THE BOOKS!!!!!!
some sounds to tell you all about!
my husbands heart beat (good)
a security door being opened in a supermarket and bleeping loudly (bad)
the whoosh sound that automatic doors make (excellent)
seagulls (LOUD)
knocking on wood
tapping your feet on stone
the sound of a feather down duvet when it crinkles
sorry for not updating! Work has been busy
the work oven fans are loud and im not entirely sure i like them
however the sound of my shoes going up and down the stone steps from the stockroom down to the shop floor is good
a husky said "boof" to me and it made me very happy
walking past a hedge and hearing the cheeping of birds...hedges are so alive
my coffee machine is loud but I like the bubbling sound it makes
stones being skipped and making sploosh sounds, different stones make different noises
the sound of a hairbrush being pulled through my stepdaughters hair
creaky wooden floorboards
went for a walk on the beach!
lots of different birds making sounds
the sound of the waves! I used to only be able to hear the general rushing sound but you can hear the waves go in and out!!
and the sound of pebbles being dragged back out with the water and then when the waves come in you can hear them being deposited!!!
another horrendous motorbike sound
more stones being thrown making different sounds depending on their size
when you sweep your foot side to side and the pebbles and sand say skshhhh
the clicking of bike wheels
I'd very much like to punch a feminist.
Iād never, ever hurt a lady but Iād be happy to punch a feminist. Itād bring me great joy.
Iām 6ā2 and weigh 180lbs
ready when you are
Or if youād like to have some more optionsā¦.
Iām 6ā4ā 228 pounds and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football. Just in case you are looking forĀ variety.
what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.
im tiny, iām like 5ā²4 and 130 lbs but u can fight me too
Reblogging for the last one cuz thatās adorable
SO PROUD
The Fantastic 4 we deserve
OMG IVE ONLY SEEN THIS POST IN SCREEN SHOTS
We will all protect the small one.
I stan
it got better!!
plot-twist: the small one could actually kick everyoneās ass
If one day I see this on my dash and DONāT reblog it assume Iām dead.
if you dont have me on facebook you are probably not missing out on any posts but the comment section is important too lmao
I went to the Renaissance faire dressed as a warrior.Ā I had a real sword with me, too.Ā I was standing (in character) next to a sword-fighting ring, where kids of all ages got the chance to pick up a sword and challenge the champion.Ā Some woman walks by, with her little girl.Ā The girl starts walking towards the ring, saying she wants to fight.Ā But the mom pulled her away hella sharply, and was like, āThatās for boys.āĀ You donāt want to be a BOY, do you?āĀ Ā Ā And the girl looked around and saw me.Ā I think she thought I was a boy; I had my hair in a ponytail, and was wearing a hood.Ā So she comes up to me and asks me, āDo you think girls can be fighters, too?āĀ And her mom looks like sheās silently gloating.Ā Like she thinks Iām going to say no.Ā So I take off my hood, untie my hair so that it flows freely, and kneel before her.Ā And Iām like, āMilady, anyone can be a fighter.āĀ I swear, the look on that motherās face made my day.
This post was good but then it got better
Okay, this is a slight topic diversion, but in response to the above comment. Iāve volunteered at the CT Ren Faire for years now. For the last 5 or so Iāve worked in the game section, and we have a game similar to the above comment calledĀ āSmite the Knightā. Iāve been in the ring before, itās a ton of fun getting to run around with the kids. The main goal is entertainment. Have a good shtick, keep the crowd engaged, and let the kids have a good time.
In both work and observing, I have learned something about kids. A lot of parents try to get their boys to go fight. Of the young ones that do, they tend to be shy. You get the ones who just swing the boffer swords around with no regard for life, but, mostly, theyāre reserved. Itās adorable. I mean, theyāre kids.
But the girls. THE GIRLS. Holy crap. I swear, the pinker the dress, the more taffeta and glitterā¦the more intensity. I remember, the first year I worked there, one girl came in, grabbed the biggest sword she could, and WENT TO TOWN on our knight. Lifted it over head, let out this primal scream and mowed him down. Homeboy is 6ā²2ā³, she was FIVE. And once he was in the fetal position (He was fine. It was for show.) on the ground, she stopped, put her foot on his chest, and yelledĀ āI AM A FIERCE PRINCESS!!ā. Later in the day when she walked by a couple of us yelledĀ āAh! Itās the fierce princess!ā and she stopped and flexed. It was the best, and I will never forget that girl.
OH MY GOD ITāS BACK YES
This has improved since last I reblogged.
I taught karate for like 5 years, and the girls were always, pound for pound, better than the boys. Even the girls who didnāt really want to do it and were only there because their parents made them were better than like 95% of the boys.
I was playing fiddle at a ren faire, and two little girls were really enjoying our set. After quite some time one of them walked up to me and shyly offered me her star tinsel tiara, because sheĀ ādidnāt have any money. And this protects you from trolls!ā I said āThanks, thatās really sweet ā but what about you? Donāt you need protection from trolls?ā
At which point this six-ish-year-old girl whips out her certificate from the axe throwing booth and saysĀ āNah, Iām fine.ā
I still have that tinsel tiara. Itās draped over my modem. I figure itāll protect me from the most trolls that way.
I am not in the habit of reblogging a post and slapping an āit got betterā on there BUT I SAY GOTDAMN
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Me patiently waiting for my heart to break again with your next chapter
Ooh, it depends on which platform you're reading on, Patreon or AO3, as to how much heartbreak you can expect. ššš
I'll post soon. I'm just at the mall with my daughter and her friend. It's my girl's birthday this weekend and the hubby is away for work, so it's all on momš.
Patreon and Iām kind of regretting it because I just want to know if this is really Lokis planā¦.
Awww happy birthday to her!! Post whenever because itās her day today and Iāll patiently wait! Iām sure sheās enjoying her time with you and her friendš„°š
MY ACCOUNT WAS HACKED
Hi if you follow my account @/prettyyoungtragedy this morning some fucking asshole hacked my account, CHANGED THE PASSWORD AND EMAIL so I no longer have access to it. @staff
Please could you reblog this so my mutuals could know and if ANYONE KNOWS HOW TO HELP ME GET MY ACCOUNT BACK PLEASE COULD YOU LET ME KNOW!?!?
AND TO THE PERSON WHO HACKED MY ACCOUNT, PLEASE GIVE ME MY ACCOUNT BACK. I DONT WANNA LOSE ALL MY WRITING, THAT SHIT IS MY PRIDE AND JOY!!!
If you follow me and enjoyed my work, in case I canāt get my account backā¦.please give this new account a follow and Iāll try my best to upload all my fics again. I am literally going to be DEVASTATED if I lose my account!!!!!
tagging friends!!!
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HERE IT IS. THE HUMAN SACRIFICE
hey guys did you know my ancestors built floating islands and gardens for sustainable farming? yes we were architectural geniuses actually! they were called chinampas and you should look them up THEYāRE GORGEOUS
did you know the mexica empire was one of the first people to implement a system of universal compulsory education? every child was educated regardless of their social status
REMEMBER THE HUMAN SACRIFICES
also did you know that in Tenochtitlan we mastered the art of aqueducts and built a gigantic one called Chapultepec that ran for three miles and poured water into public fountains and reservoirs? Because of the city being interconnected by lakes, we constructed a revolutionary dam, the largest earthwork in the Americas at the time, and it was fitted with doors which could be raised or lowered to control the level of water behind it!! fucking awesome
HOW ABOUT THOSE SACRIFICES THO
Did you know my ancestors knew how to perform surgeries with anesthesia? Our physicians did all kind of medicinal research and had extensive knowledge of medicinal herbs and plans, for example they used the sap from the maguey tree as a disinfectant and to heal wounds; and argemone mexicana as a painkiller. Research it- itās amazing!!
KIDS DONāT FORGET ABOUT THE SACRIFICE
also whatās hilarious to me is the two white colonizers reacting to it in visceral horror when they were responsible for the genocide of 23 million of our people- 95% of our populationā¦. let that sink in
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I will reblog this every time it rolls through. How better would fantasy books, TV shows, and movies be if we saw these type of faces all the time. Level up!

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Before the computing era, ILM was the master of oil matte painting, making audiences believe that some of the sets in the original Star Wars and Indiana Jones trilogy were real when they werenāt. They were the work of geniuses like Chris Evans, Michael Pangrazio, Frank Ordaz, Harrison EllenshawĀ and Ralph McQuarrieĀ !Ā Forever thank you, to their handmade art and the work of their colleagues, that made us dream of impossible worlds and fantastic places across Earth and the Universe.
There are more background paintings on this article, featuring comments by the masters/artists themselves !Ā
Some of the following pieces were made by other artists 2:
exCUSE ME?!?!!??!??! TheYRE PAINTINGS?!??!!?!
SHUT UP I thought they were miniatures!!!!
Itās too beautiful. I could cry.
I love this because Iāll be watching a movie and think āhow did they do that? Is that a building they built for this movie? Was it there beforehand? Is it cardboard or CGI? Is that actually some place on Earth that theyāre filming?ā And the answer to all of these now is ānope, thatās a paintingā. I canāt believe some of the most iconic, familiar shots were paintings!
HENRY CAVILL in MAKING THE WITCHER.
I just realized heās wearing Geraltās shirt and pants!!!
Sherlock hair + Geralt outfit = Swashbuckling Pirate! Henry
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ALWAYS REBLOG WHEN YOU SEE SOMETHING LIKE THIS PLEASE; ITS SO MUCH MORE THAN IMPORTANT TO PEOPLE. IT MEANS EVERYTHING TO SOMEBODY AND EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THIS IN THE SAME LIGHT, SOMEONE MIGHT. INFACT YOU REBLOGGING THIS COULD STOP SOMEONE TAKING THEIR LIFE TONIGHT.
I noticed there isnāt one here for Ireland, so
Irish free suicide helpline: 01-116 123
last time i reblogged this, i got this ask:
so please, please reblog. this could actually save a life.
Check the notes, some people have added hotlines that arenāt listed here.
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. šµāØ
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right nowā¦.
Please give me my refund of 400$ soonā¦
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big olā check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees theyād originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperityā¦
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i canāt afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
LISTEN UP AGAIN KIDS STOP REBLOGGING THIS FUCKING GARBAGE POST. IT IS 100% FUCKING BULLSHIT AND CAN AND MOST DEFINITELY WILL LITERALLY KILL. DO YOU NOT SEE WARNING LABELS THAT SAY āDO NOT INDUCE VOMITINGā? THEY ARENāT FUCKING AROUND. YOU CAN FUCKING BURN THEIR ESOPHAGUS BY CAUSING VOMITING, CAUSE CHOKING, DROWNING, OR MAKE IT WORSE! AGAIN DO NOT FORCE ANYTHING DOWN ANYONEāS THROAT. THEY. CAN. DROWN. IF SOMEONE IS LOSING CONCIOUSNESS ALL THE CHIT CHAT IN THE WORLD WILL NOT PREVENT IT AT THAT POINT THEY ARE IN SERIOUS DANGER. āBuuut i donāt wanna take them to the hospital!!!ā WELL SUNSHINE GLAD YOUāD RATHER HAVE A DEAD FRIEND THAN A LIVING ONE BUT YOUāRE IN LUCK CALL FUCKING POISON CONTROL. THEY ARE NOT THE COPS. THEY WILL HELP YOU. AND IF THEY SAY GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL YOU GO TO THE FUCKING HOSPITAL. NO EXCUSES. 0. NONE. I have seen this shit cross my dash SO MANY TIMES so PLEASE fucking reblog this and prevent some well meaning idiot from accidentally killing someone they love!
For the love of god PLEASE REBLOG THIS
I see this stupid fucking post one a goddamn week and someone is going to literally fucking die from it
@oneshoeshort
IF YOU WONT LISTEN TO OP, LISTEN TO THE RETIRED PARAMEDIC WHO HAS SEEN PEOPLE DIE FROM THIS SHIT.
Poison control may advise diluting the toxin somehow like with water or milk, otherwise do not give them something to drink and take the empty pill bottle/ blister pack with you to the hospital.
btw just searched it up, US poison control number is 1 800 222 1222
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Jacob Blake is in stable condition.
If you can, consider donating to his family to pay for legal bills, medical bills, and therapy for the whole family who were traumatized by what has happened.
This is really not okay.
I think some people fail to realize that men can be sexually assaulted, too, and not just by other men. This girl shoves him against the wall and slaps him three fucking times when he pushes her away. Heck, he has to push her away twice before she backs off for a moment. Then she goes right back to kissing him.
If the genders were reversed, everyone on this site would be flipping a shit. And if anyone dares to tell me that itās different when a girl does it to a guy, I will personally write you a three-page essay on why it is still not okay.
Iām just going to REBLOG this all the fucking time
I SWEAR I WILL ALWAYS REBLOG THIS.
This is not okay. Gender does not matter. Forcing someone will never be okay. Never.
Iām looking at every single one of my 290+ followers right now, and Iām expecting you to reblog this.
Hey I hope you all reblog this AND DONāT IGNORE THIS.
Women can be just as abusive as men, despite what society tells you.
This is the post that brought my attention to the abuse of men. I hope it can help someone else.
Someone who follows me better reblog this.
SAY IT LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK!!!
P REACH!!!
She hits him and still thinks sheāll get some? Abusive AND dumb!
If you see this post then you need toĀ STOPĀ SCROLLING because you can lookĀ at the cute cat pictures later.Ā REBLOG and spread the word because this is VERY IMPORTANT. Everyone should be aware that forcing someone and making them do things without their consent is wrong regardless of their gender.
not only does she slap him but she kisses him?? that is sexual assault right there.
Reblogšmyšchildrenšbcšthisšshitšisšreallyšfuckingšreal!!š
I will personally punch that bitch if I ever see her
Why is tumblr telling me Iāve already reblogged this, I swear Iāve never seen it before
Regardless, Iām reblogging it now bc it needs to be shared
This is super important. Anybody can be the abuser, and it can be more subtle that that. Always be careful.