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the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case theyāre thirsty later
also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard
what about the last person. what do they get.
the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them
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I don't think I have ever picked up a pair of tongs without clicking them together a couple of times.
Gotta make sure they work
channel your inner crab
Iāve been a changed person since I found out that all of Santaās reindeer are gals
theyāre wHAT NOW
gals, theYāRE GALS
male reindeer shed their antlers at the end of mating season (early December), while females keep theirs during the winter
and what do Santaās reindeer have?
ANTLERS
fuck you
donāt do this
I swear to god
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The weirdest thing Iāve experienced while working in the salon is how much the older generations love to loudly voice their opinion on everything that doesnāt effect them
Like yesterday I literally had a lady point at a girls hair and go āwhy does it look like that? I donāt like itā and my coworker was like āthatās okay itās not your hairā and the woman just kept repeating āI donāt like it!ā
And thatās not even an isolated incident, it happens almost word for word daily itās ridiculous
nothing better than hanging out w a catā¦.. love those triangle earsā¦ā¦ā¦.. love thos meowsā¦. the mrowsā¦.. the mews, if you will,
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anyone that portrays a modern au link as a cool trendy hipster boy is wrong, link is the weird horse kid who owns and takes pictures of himself with his sword
this is what you mean right
wow its him. its link
me: *about to sleep*
my brain: the only reason you perceive yourself as a relatively mellow and laid back person is because you are completely engrossed by your daydreams, and constantly focus on those instead of your real life and the consequences of your actions and decisions. evidence shows that when you are forced to confront real life problems, you quickly resort to panicking. in addition to-
me: canāt we drag me in the morning
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who else feels like tumblr is a dying platform and itās the virtual equivalent of being at the club still when itās about to close in 15 minutes
thatās how it felt when i signed up in 2011 and my sorry ass is still here. the clubās been closed. they locked the doors from the outside now we stuck here forever
me: *neglects my duo lingo app*
The Duolingo Owl:
open rp
any sluts out here want some tea? a fucking biscuit?
āTis I, Matthew Hopkins, infamous English witch-hunter, responsible for the deaths of between 230 and 400 people in the 17th century.
Excuse me, miss. Ā Are you, by chanceā¦ a witch?
a witch yeah yeah, anyway shit this tea has NO sugar and i forgot sugarcubes is that cool with you
Matthew Hopkins recoils in fear and disgust, for this is trulyā¦
Y-yes, that will be fine.Ā As a Puritan, if I take tea at all, it is without sugarā¦
Seeming to have not alerted the witch, he chooses to take a subtle approach and coax the damning information out of her.
Now, pardon me for asking, but do you regularly hold council with imps and other such demons, perhaps meeting for tea and to blaspheme God?
look dude do you want a biscuit or not
Matthew Hopkinsā eyes darken in fear, and his face goes ghastly white.Ā The Witchfinder General has found a witch for whom he is no match.Ā She evades even his most cunning inquiries with ease, and the brazen air with which she admits her heresy shows she fears neither man nor God.Ā He cannot win, and defeated, he relents.
A biscuit would be lovelyā¦ Thank you.
the concept of wizards is so funny. you read a book and can shoot fire from your god damn hands. lmfao
I didnāt attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for this shit
youāre right u sure didnāt attend 7 years Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
u guys ever wonder if someoneās using ur pictures to catfish
no some of us are ugly
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āmoney canāt buy happinessā is such a baby boomer concept likeā¦. I donāt want excessive wealth to buy a golf plated toilet seat Karen, I just wish I wasnāt crying because I canāt afford both spaghetti and rent after working 40 hours a week
