gator fanclub

hey I really really extremely hate to do this but I’m moving into a new apartment on tuesday (!!!) and I only start fully teaching at my job on wednesday (I’ve just been subbing and training bc I got hired in the middle of a session) and I’ve already payed rent so I’ll be fine after this, but my roommate forgot to add in the pet fee to what I owed her so I have literally $8 in my bank account and she needs $228 from me by tomorrow and I don’t get payed till friday. my venmo is @salamoonder and my ko-fi is here. I’m not a fantastic artist but I can offer traditional art in exchange and I also make moodboards and pride icons, and I can write you a one shot. any little bit helps. I’ve been trying to get out of my parent’s house literally since I was 16 (I’m 20) and I’m so close I can practically taste it. They’re emotionally and physically abusive as well as homophobic and transphobic. I’m so so close. please and thank you <3

ive probably said this before but i LOVE the twilight zone episodes with no quantifiable moral at the end, they just wrap up like “wouldnt it be fucked up if that happened?”

everyone saying black mirror NO the whole point of black mirror is that it’s rife with unwanted morals! no! i don’t want to be told how technology is making us distant and how helicopter parenting makes kids hate you i want “what if astronauts found their own dead bodies on a random planet and had a breakdown for a full episode then realized they’re dead for real and then forget and do it all again forever, wouldn’t that be fucked? i’m rod serling”

I love Magneto so much Mr. Magneto if you’re reading this viva la revolution

the inherent homoeroticism of pinning your rival against a wall as an intimidation tactic

the inherent homoeroticism of having a rival

The unbearable homoeroticism of being 

just saw a spiderman and jake gyllenhaal did nothing wrong. all he did was hate tony stark and destroy european landmarks and those are not crimes

Hedonism as a concept is so dope and yall gotta unbrainwash your religious upbringing nostalgia and realize that life IS about kicking back and eating grapes around a fire in nothing but a swim suit and drinking margaritas. A little hedonism never hurt nobody