hellhound

she Gridanian Gulp on my Twin Adder til my Serpent Seals

Straight men are literally just men who are not straight who are straight

You have me blocked meanwhile I'm literally nice. Don't you feel ridiculous?

fuck youre on roast beast again dude im leaving

says the motherfucker that shotguns whole cans of who hash

Yeah fuck you dude go play with your snoozlephone take a fuckin walk

i really like this thing where websites will have separate "log in" & "sign up" buttons and if you click "log in" it takes you to a sign-up screen anyway so you have to click "i already have an account" and then it will ask if you want to sign in with your facebook account or with instagram or linkedin or deviantart or whatever, and if you choose "username & password" it asks if you want to put in your username or use your thumbprint, and once you put your username & password it emails you a confirmation code, and once you put in the code it says "do you want to give us your phone number for future sign-ins? do you want to sign up for facial recognition? do you want to give us your bones? give us your fucking bones?

Just got beheaded ahh feels so much better