the sweet pretty things

I was very confused and thought this was a star-packed cast for a film called “Tumblr Answer Time”

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John Mulaney

Clearly it was Fearless (Taylor's Version)

It depends where you go too. I tried to sign up at CVS and it said "free with insurance"

In the US they are not allowed to charge an individual for this vaccine. They are allowed to bill your insurance. Whether you have insurance or not, you will not pay anything.

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valid target for home invasions

i really thought that first one said “eBay Area home” and i thought black mirror was here

Nah, my brain does NOT work this way. If I am knitting something and don’t take a break at the beginning of a row and mark where I am, I’ll spend 10 minutes trying to count stitches and figure out where I was. If I start working on an entirely new subject for five minutes, I’m going to retain nothing in that 5 minutes. If I read a tiny bit into a new chapter, I will have to re-read that when I pick the book back up. 

Apparently Mike Pence and his wife are homeless and couch surfing in Indiana with the secret service in tow. Dude hasn’t owned a house in over ten years apparently. He lived in the Indiana governor’s residence and then at the Vice President’s residence at the naval observatory. In 2020 he still listed his voting address as the Indiana governor’s residence lol a little over a week ago he was the second most powerful human in the country and now he’s couch surfing

Genuinely don’t know if this is a shitpost or reality. If it is real then that’s cool but what the hell lol.

this is funny but not cause "haha pence homeless" cause im sure his family is still wildly rich. the funny part to me is that he has had all this time to find and purchase a home, but i know the reason he hasnt is cause he has no fucking idea where he fits in now. i imagine that he probably WANTS his family to live in a town/suburb that is considered a rich conservative christian stronghold (or at least heavily conservative republican if not also "christian"), but unfortunately for him most of those places are also now trump strongholds as well and his family will 100% not be welcome there. and then republicans who did finally disavow trump wont want him in their areas either because for them he still represents trump. and he would probably rather eat a grilled slice of his own ass before living in a liberal area. so mike pence isnt really homeless, he just has nowhere left to go because no matter where they move, everyone is going to absolutely hate him.

Healing and unity are all about the Right’s defensive posture toward the center hoping that “civility” will be maintained while they continue to go wilding off the map.  They aren’t capable of establishing a working healthcare system, or handle a pandemic, but sure we all need to help them heal their pride.   The language also suggests any effort by anyone other than them is “damaging”.  It’s gaslighting 101.  Let them claim “Law and Order” while offering none of that.