scumbag grad student

i actually do think i’m the most qualified person to be in charge of a twilight reboot. they should let me

because something i think was majorly missing from the movies is just that like. bella and edward just like each other. like yeah it’s this great epic forbidden love drama or whatever but they also are just two high school nerds who like each others nerd shit. she’s reading brontë and austen for fun, he’s listening to debussy in his car, they’re both fighting over who gets to identify mitosis stages under the microscope in bio class, like, vampire shit aside, they’re just two friendless losers who like each other

you can access a different mode by washing your hair

I love when you go on a date with someone and you’re like. well that was neither wonderful nor horrendous. You seem Fine. I’m sure if this was the 18th century and we were gentry arranged married to secure our fathers respective land interests we would care for each other in our way. you would buy me nice horses that I really had no interest in but would admire how gentle you were with them and when I died in labor during my third pregnancy you would tell our surviving heirs that their mother was a handsome woman who never drank too much and embarrassed herself in company

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in a way i am my own dead wife