lover of bi men

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

I have GOT to stop spending $30

im so fucking stupid

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is hopeless platonic a thing

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

nunchucks are illegal in some states but guns are not. so if you tie two guns together and create gunchucks it’s neither legal or illegal

schroedinger’s gunchucks

Why does schroedinger have so many things

Schrodinger’s hording problem

a misogynistic society is so threatened by the concept of trans women - women that "had the opportunity" to be privileged men and chose not to - that they start making up privileges women have in order to explain why trans women exist. going into womens restrooms isnt a privilege, playing womens sports isnt a privilege, yet they present them as such to try and explain why trans women are women for nefarious reasons. a misogynistic society will never understand that trans women have no ulterior motive for being women

the part of adulthood that no one ever warns you about is the amount of surfaces you need to acquire to put your things and trinkets on

tip: if you wake up on time and then lie in bed unmoving for 20 minutes you will no longer be on time

there’s an awesome new video game that just dropped it’s called getting into bed with fresh sheets

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dude honestly shout out to my guards i told them to seize this guy and before i could even finish my sentence they soze him. My goats

hey controversial opinion but clean water should be fucking free and people should never be allowed to make money off of it because its fucking needed to live