this is like…empire state building

What if I watch brilliant minds so much that they have to make. 3rd season

YES YES YES MY BELOVED DOCTOR YAOI

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

he probably has apple pay

the shit you do to make a dying phone work when you dont wanna buy a new phone is amazing. my phone no longer charges unless i plug and unplug the charger exactly ten times & then flip the charger around then it works. I dont want to say i have to fuck the port a little bit first but i have to fuck the port a little bit first

and then you cave and buy a new phone and you’re back to the trenches after just a year

accidentally said "invasive thoughts" instead of "intrusive thoughts" today and actually I think I'm onto something. this thought does not belong here and it is harming the local ecosystem

i yearn for mutually assured protection

i am normal and can be trusted with sad movies (lie)

oh how i wish to live in a beautiful walkable city big enough to have anonymity when i walk the streets but also small enough to where i know the people who make my coffee and ring out my groceries

mmmmm salmon

Anyone else noticing theres no websites anymore. You never go to website.com anymore its always some bullshit like "go to the smeeple app store and download the flubi app" i dont want toooo what ever happened to websites. I do not like it

have you seen that new movie? yeah its on freebo

everyone become more furry now!!

did not realize i needed this but i do

normalize being dogshit amateur at your special interests and hyperfocuses. no more autistic savants. yes i am very into that topic no i am not good at it. we exist <3

jack of so many trades, so bad at all of them

I've failed to read rooms I was alone in

me if i was dslexiz

this but it changes every hour on the hour

got asked if my head hurt while wearing a shirt that said « i have a headache » and replied no with a blank stare

legend has it they’re still typing out the iupac name for this molecule