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not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally
what mutual is prev
my liege lord
my loyal knight
my wise wizard
my evil advisor
my brother in arms
my lady muse
my wild mermaid friend
my fellow alchemist
my dashing rapscallion
my monstrous foe
is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her
I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact
have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.
they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.
their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.
longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years
toxic flesh
has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.
lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion
largest genome of any shark
eats everything including moose and polar bears
ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you
this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard
just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !
Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!
Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir
I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks
Thinking about the sound that the 1997 General Motors EV1 makes when you put it into reverse:
Like... that's a creature. That is a living being, and that is its heartbeat.

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You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.
Collect whatever is worth keeping in a physical form.
In the creation of Food:
Always have a physical recipe of baked goods.
Baking is science.
Cooking is an art.
Baking requires precision in ingredient measurements to obtain consistent results. Cooking is a series of learned techniques that - once you know - you can apply to a variety of ingredients.
i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"
So I really liked Unpacking
everyone shut da fuck up this is the only thing that matters
Oh My God Damn
lowkey if i was a crime boss i would be feeding everyone to my pet snake i get why they're always doing that in movies. i bet it feels so good to watch someone get eaten by a snake
"oh please jovi ma'am i can't afford protection money this month business is bad and-" whateverrrrr girl into the snake pit with you. look at her. she's so cute. you should be honored to be her dinner
the restaurant owner who owes me six months of back payments for using my illegal import channels for ingredients when my goons show up to their restaurant and break their shoulders instead of breaking their knees

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Hello?? Can anyone hear me???
Apparently my stepdad and I are fucking psychically linked because ?? every single time he makes chili for dinner I get a migraine. Without fail. And it became like a ha ha running joke because it happened so many times but now I’m living 3 hours away from my parents and I just texted my mom and
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME
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this is so much better i love it
you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression
Et quand l’heure du départ fut proche :
« Ah ! dit le renard… je pleurerai.
– C’est ta faute, dit le petit prince, je ne te souhaitais point de mal, mais tu as voulu que je t’apprivoise…
– Bien sûr, dit le renard.
– Mais tu vas pleurer ! dit le petit prince.
– Bien sûr, dit le renard.
– Alors tu n’y gagnes rien !
– J’y gagne, dit le renard, à cause de la couleur du blé. »
project hail mary x little prince third batch!!!
little prince:😨😨😨❓❓❓
bonus
part 1 and part 2 on my page!!!

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idk what all the fox stuff that ryland owns means BUT to me it reminds me of the little prince that became friends with the fox like ryland became friends with rocky
project hail mary x little prince comic stuff second batch!!
this was the best little prince briefing i could've gave with my lazy ass. theres a lot to be covered. go read the book