This Isn't My Main

not every mutual fits neatly into an archetypal medievalism but there are some mutuals that im like yeah addressing you as “my liege” would come strangely naturally

is 5 too young for the dark crystal? i don’t want to scare my sister but i want to show her

I forgot that was the name of a film when I read this and thought you were desperate to show your 5 y/o sister some sort of cursed artifact

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

You should be starting a recipe book. I don't give a shit if you're only 20-years-old. The modern web is rotting away bit by bit before our very eyes. You have no idea when that indie mom blog is going down or when Pinterest will remove that recipe. Copy it down in a notebook, physically or digitally. Save it somewhere only you can remove it. Trust me, looking for a recipe only to find out it's been wiped off the internet is so fucking sad. I've learned my lesson one too many times.

i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

lowkey if i was a crime boss i would be feeding everyone to my pet snake i get why they're always doing that in movies. i bet it feels so good to watch someone get eaten by a snake

Happy disability pride month

you're just mad because you're hungry and tired and your legs hurt and you head hurts and you're too hot and you have depression

idk what all the fox stuff that ryland owns means BUT to me it reminds me of the little prince that became friends with the fox like ryland became friends with rocky