If we're all gonna die, let's party!

convinced if i keep digging in deeper i can find a secret way out that's not through. haven't found it yet but i think i'm close

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

I’ll need to run it by the black mold first before making any major decisions

we’re about 60 days away from 2013 just think about that for a sec

took my cat to the vet the other day and the vet goes “well I don’t see anything wrong here…. he’s just a VERY handsome boy” & i almost teared up

summer thunderstorms are one of the most romantic things in the world, actually

knowing how it tends to go with male authors and their wives it was probably marge who wrote the odyssey