Idk My Dude

"King Charles is looking to cure his illness with the help of potions and herbal remedies" is such a medieval ass piece of news

Time to download and run all your works through Nightshade before posting them anywhere. Poison the data sets.

On my hands and knees crying knowing I missed out on the fight cruise

hey, don’t cry. one half flour one half yogurt knead into dough and fry for easy flatbread and dip in balsamic vinegar, okay?

I can never not reblog this it’s wormed it’s way into my brain and I can never be free

YEAH I GOT NOTHING

i don’t understand a single sentence in this and i’m ok with that

I would genuinely like to know who to blame for making these children so disconnected from the concept of imagination that they think the simpler explanation for what they’re doing is that they’re projecting their consciousness into one of infinite realities where fictional characters are real.

topical :/

WHY IS IT TOPICAL

Me shouting at my rash ointment

great post everyone

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

Was that not a crash bandicoot level

he got penis blasted