can't have shit in the entity's realm

heard a song in my dream last night with the lyrics ‘she got that junji ito pussy, a hole that was made for me’

that coffee and pastry will save your life btw

>:)

To my 25 - 35 year olds, you've reached the age where people around you are starting to give up on themselves because they think it's too late. Don't let that energy rub off on you. It's not too late.

rpf actually stands for red pepper flakes

saw someone including "Mandate of Heaven" as one of those christian terms tumblr likes to use to sound profound. which i get where you're coming from but t☝️hat one is chinese

You SHOULD have a tiny crush on a Tumblr mutual. It's good for the environment.

we developed powerful teeth and jaws to rend the flesh of the devious sourdough loaf

do you guys get my funny jokes

one fun thing about living in the midwest is that they're selling pigs on facebook marketplace. 300 dollars could buy me a new and interesting problem