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Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

New products are not traded until a testing phase is carried out in order to gather respective experiences with a limited volume and risk. The idea of operating a hanging by using a video game controller may sound convincing at first sight, but the clicking sounds of the keys don’t fit to the seriouness of the performed action. At the same time however, a controller is also called ‚Joypad‘. And it is joy in the effects of his clicking that the tester‘s smile expresses.

could i go back to anhedonic depression i think i would maybe prefer it to breaking down in crying fits constantly

grey alien lands in front of me and projects a series of glyphs obviously intended to represent the prime numbers, i jam my snub nose revolver into its neck and pull the trigger

Why is this tagged solar punk?

i know a lot of solarpunk traditionalists are uncomfortable with my inclusion of firearms in my grey alien posts. i understand that instinct. but enforcing boundaries sustainably sometimes calls for the proliferation and distribution of small arms, and i find it very unfair that you dont think my posts should be tagged solarpunk

How is bnha anime of the decade...... they aren’t even anime of the hour of the minute of the second

The notes on this post were so toxic that staff just axed em

Yes, when the original post is deleted from the server (not just the blog, but the Tumblr servers), there is no root post for notes to be added onto, and also no root post for time to be counted from, so it starts from zero. Most computer operating systems use Unix, which was launched in 1971 with t.he epoch date of midnight on January 1, 1970 as 1. Therefore zero is one second behind that date: December 31, 1969. Also, very unfortunately, this also means nobody except you and anyone you reblog it to will see this explanation, as you cannot open the notes to see comments when there are no notes.

I am so sick and tired of having to charge stuff every day of my miserable life!! My phone, my watch, my headphones, my vibrator, my backup vibrator, my emergency vibrator, the ancient cursed amulet of darkness that whispers to me....it's too much!!!

"kids deserve good art instead of slop" is also the wrong takeaway. the kids need slop too. ideally from the moment you start reading board books to your kid you should try and work in a ratio of like 7 things that are actually good to 2 that are mid but have potential and 1 thats complete dogshit. this will allow them to start exercising the parts of your brain you use to form and develop media opinions as soon as possible. follow my instructions to the t and gen beta or whatever the hell they're gonna call the next one will start producing the kind of experimental webfiction the likes of which we are not yet capable of imagining. you'll see. you'll all see.

maybe i am a man hating dyke after all

i think that "compulsory heterosexuaity" and its associated feelings are like meaningfully indistinguishable those of ""normal"" heterosexuality", in that all "heterosexuality" is "compulsory"

"are my feelings about men 'real', or is it comphet" is like a question that i [and many other people, i assume] have asked for so long. and like i think it is impossible to know the answer because nobody is born in a vacuum. i don't know if my attraction to men is because i have been conditioned to find them attractive as part of being a woman or if it like comes from some ontological essence deep within my soul. i do not think that there is an ontological essence of anything deep within my soul; who i am is a product of the conditions which produced me and continue to mold me. i also view being a lesbian as a choice i make consciously regardless of my attraction to men [so many women are unattracted to men and marry them anyway for any number of reasons], and therefore whether or not i am attracted to men is kind of irrelevant to my being a lesbian. i probably could have married a man if different things had happened which caused me to listen to different parts of myself, or be in different situations, but they didn't, so it's kind of a moot point. i do think that there are women who just aren't attracted to men at all, which is impressive given the ways in which everyone is conditioned to do so. i don't think that they are more or less lesbian than anyone else

March always makes me feel like Jean Grey when she comes back from the dead and she's like starting to get phoenixed. Oh yeah no I feel great. I want to go for a run. I'm dangerously horny. I can hear celestial entities talking to me