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One Nice Bug Per Day
Misplaced Lens Cap
#extradirty
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Andulka
trying on a metaphor
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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$LAYYYTER
Mike Driver
hello vonnie
Keni
Show & Tell
i don't do bad sauce passes
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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@oldvirxil
*gently places a small mushroom in your hand*
*gently places another small mushroom in your hand*
Little brown mushrooms are unidentifiable, worthless crap. If youāre going to hand me small mushrooms, make sure theyāre some color other than brown.
(I have opinions about things)
the fruits of the earth do not exist to be worth something to us
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Lion King (1994) explaining the importance of stylized 2D animation: Lion King (2019) and Cats (2019):
Kimba The White Lion (1965) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Lion King (1994) Lion King (2019) Cats (2019)
Shakespeare (1564) explaining the importance of an original idea:
Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Saxo Grammaticus (c.Ā 1160 ā c. 1220) explaining the importance of understanding that all creative work is inherently derivative once you study the oral tradition of storytelling and history and thatās okay because generations have always reformatted tropes and themes to make them relatable to their current audiencesĀ
Shakespeare (1564), Kimba the White Lion (1965), The Lion King (1994), The Lion King (2019), Cats (2019):
Tyrannosaurus rex (Late Cretaceous) explaining nothing because heās a donāt give a fuck
one time this guy told me he almost passed out from dehydration while showering... like just look upwards king
Griffin, Justin, and Travis McElroy meeting with Huntington, West Virginia Mayor Steve WilliamsĀ
āMy brother once showed me a piece of quartz that contained, he said, some trapped water older than all the seas in our world. He held it up to my ear. āListen,ā he said, ālife and no escape.āā
ā Anne Carson, Ā āThe Wishing Jewel: Introduction to Water Margins,ā The Anthropology of Water, Plainwater: Essays and Poetry (via o1sv)
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āhm, iām not sure what word to use in this sentence...ā *abandons project for 2 years*
can babies be vegan? Iām thinking of switching my 2 month old gay son over from burrito bowls to the more sensible and vegan sofritas salad with honey vinaigrette (is honey considered vegan also?). please signal boost this because Iām very curious and the cashier at my local chipotle wasnāt much help
How do you know heās gay? Heās 2 months old he doesnāt even know how to say purple yet..
oh he can definitely say purple! itās his favorite color .. happy pride š
This moment in monster factory is a gem:
Justinās memory of a nonexistent meme
Griffinās utter confusion
Clayton captioning his thoughts
The Oscar bait cutscene of the search for the āhow I make breadā guy
Griffinās lawn mower laugh
Just *chefās kiss*
THIS. I wish I could be as eloquent as this person. Because this is how you make a difference.
for everyone in the notes asking: this was @raindovemodelā (who is no longer active on tumblr, theyāre active on instagram where this was posted but i wont link it because tumblr would hide this in the notes)
Rain (any pronouns) is a genderfluid model & posts a lot about how their ability to āpassā as either a man or a woman influences them, and shows off the absurdity of double standards such as mens vs womens olympic uniforms and societal treatment based on perceived gender
Theyāre also incredibly patient with transphobes and other bigots, and much more so than most of us can manage and I think itās amazing that they put up with what people say & do
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love the way your robotās eyes change from placid blue to angry red at the exact moment it decides to murder you; incredibly considerate of the designers to add the extra leds and connect them to the homicide output of the emotion chip.
being lex luthor kinda sorta requires being a genius, elon musk got start up cash because his family stole an emerald mine from zambian minersĀ š¤·š¾ nothing but wealth and privilege
I saw this tweet earlier today and took psychic damage for 5 hours. this idiot is the worst but also fuck the entire fetishistic silicon valley fanatacism that made him possible.
As it happens there are some fairly simple solutions to this problem and itās not to late to deploy them.
https://www.forbes.com/sites/startswithabang/2019/11/20/this-is-how-elon-musk-can-fix-the-damage-his-starlink-satellites-are-causing-to-astronomy/#5a5184974ccc
so uhhhh is this shit why scientists were surprised to see an asteroid barely miss Earth???
yes
This is the first Iāve heard about the starlink and can I just say fuck Elon musk and take all his money now so he stops having shitty ideas, or good ideas that are shitty in his shitty incapable hands
christmasĀ without hrt is just cismasĀ š
for the love of god do not try to stump or bamboozle me i have enough on my plate as it is
if a boy doesnāt look a little bit slutty...if he doesnāt look a little bit like a harlot then i donāt want him
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Gerard Way, after getting his Umbrella Academy check:
ITS SINGLES NIGHT DOWN AT THE MASSIVE CIRCULAR FIELD OF BLACK GRANITE STONES THAT BLEED WHEN YOU TOUCH THEM
