Royal Poisoner

I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.

The people responsible keeping our spaces clean (and thus, mostly disease-free) should both be paid more AND thanked more.

And police work isn't even on that list.

i don't know what older adults were on about when they said being a teenager was good <3

Key art by Katsuya Terada for Castlevania: Belmont's Curse, featuring Rose Belmont, a new protagonist and the daughter of Trevor Belmont. Planned to release on PS5, Xbox Series X|S, and Steam on October 15, 2026. (Source)

(*in fact you do not swerve because you're on hands-free driving to go along with your hitch-free towing so you can only watch helplessly as your tesla mistakes your stolen booty for a small child and accelerates crashing into it and killing you instantly)

THIRTY TWO??????

he seems to be doing a pretty good job tbh

agnostic accelerationism: nobody knows why the world needs to get as bad as possible as fast as possible