Royal Poisoner

Despite everything the bug scuttles on

the worst part of christmas is that santa’s elves are only called that because they’re gnomes, which are a dwarven culture known for their use of the phrygian cap and their republican rejection of monarchy, and dwarves, also referred to as svartálfar, are a species of elvenid within the elf-clade. but nobody talks about this, because elf cladistics aren’t generally relevant to christmas stories and children can hardly be expected to grasp the nuances of extrahominid taxonomy anyways.

the second worst part of christmas is the strong as fuck ice mummy

I don't think there's a single nation with more right to this proverb than Haiti

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

why do they all look like tears for fears