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Alvin is the US Healthcare system

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if she’s old enough to fight, disrespect her mom and call people the n-word she’s old enough to get sued.

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How bout dat

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cyanometer, c. 1789, an instrument that measures the blueness of a sky

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The 1700s, more efficient with shitposting than Tumblr in 2012.

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Are you shitting me

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in this house we stan al

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This won’t make your blog look ugly. How could you not reblog this? REBLOGGING THIS COULD SAVE A LIFE!!!

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This goes for assholes, too, guys. I know a couple who went tubing once, and they had to re-air their tubes, but the guy thought it would be funny to stick the tip of the air compressor up to her bikini trunks, the air ruptured something inside her and she died within thirty minutes.

riskpig

WHAT?

endangeredslug-deactivated20170

The thing about this? It’s in every pregnancy book I’ve read.

riskpig

WHAT?????

thegrimmlovely

Why is it in pregnancy books but not sex ed books?

willowofthehearth

Because the men in charge only care about the health and safety of women in so far as it enables them to have babies.

mayothefirst

https://www.healthline.com/health/air-embolism#outlook

eattherich73

Reblogging with a link because I thought this was a legit joke. Never heard it before. Like I knew you could kill a person by inserting air into a vein but still.

smooththegoofyshark

WHAT THE FUCL I hate how I didn’t learn this in sex Ed AT ALL

jehovahhthickness

This is very true lol

bundibird

Yo what the f u c k

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archangeltwins

not the normal stuff i’d reblog but, uh, this is kinda??? heckin???? important?????

thesaltofcarthage

I feel like I first saw this in The Joy of Sex, but it’s definitely a thing.

mossworm

my poor dad probably thought we were losing it

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srry-m0m

this is cute as HELL

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Same energy

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Seal befriends woman sitting on the beach - Video

This will always be my favorite gifset.

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Aren’t I adoooorable?

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@crikadelic

fuckyahumor

how to flirt with ur crush 101

ismayell

These computer programs taught themselves how to walk.

Generation 80 don’t give a shit.

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Me n the girls walking home from the club

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PARASITE (2019, dir. Bong Joon-Ho)

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i know it’s already been discussed and will continue to be discussed for decades, but i’m losing my shit over how masterful bong joon ho is with his recurring metaphor of the “line” that separates rich and poor. the father of the park family says this about the people he hires who dont know their place:

and in the scene in the gifset above you can see the housekeeper’s hesitation to literally cross the line, which she immediately gets back on the left side of.

some other examples of “the line,” usually represented through window frames:

when the peeing drunk “crosses the line,” ki-woo’s rich friend promptly yells at him to put him back in his place

ki-taek respectfully remains on his side of the line, playing the obedient driver to his boss

and during this scene near the midpoint of the film, the entire kim family is crossing the line by hanging out in their employers’ house, and ki-woo literally has his body between two worlds

anyway if this movie doesnt get best picture at the oscars i’m rioting

surprisebitch

well this aged well because it won best picture at the oscar’s

its-jakeperalta

10 REASONS TO ADOPT A PET

You save a life.

The cost of adoption is less than buying a pet.

Most shelter animals have had medical treatment and are spayed/neutered, microchipped, and up to date with vaccines.

There are more unique pets to choose from in shelters. Age, breeds, mixed breeds, and personality choices are greater.

Many are already trained.

Your bed is pre-warmed on cold winter nights.

Animals are just ready to love you, no matter what.

Adopting from a shelter opens a cage for another pet who needs a new forever home.

An adult pet takes the guess work out of determining size, thickness of coat, and energy level.

Mixed breeds are unique compared to purebreeds and may have less genetically inherited health problems.

Take this quiz to find out which dog is right for you!

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Please adopt some lovely doggos

petl0vers

As someone who just adopted a third doggo from the shelter, please do it if you can find a dog right for you. Those shelters do everything they can to keep them alive, but it’s a family that keeps them happy.

deigns

Okay, but is there a quiz for which shelter kitty I should get?

its-jakeperalta

@deigns good u asked, yes!!! sorry I forgot to add that one, anyway here is it

What Breed of Cat should you get?

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Ty jake peralta

dragonsrequiem

Plus? Those animals in the pound? They KNOW that they are on death row. My first dog as a married woman was an eleventh hour adoption. A 13-y-o basset hound mix (pound said they thought he was 11 because they were trying to save him by making him sound a teeny bit younger) and he was “Til death do we part” loyal. We lost him 4 years later to cancer, and we (the family had grown from 2 to 3 humans) were devastated.

My sister? Fosters cats, and ended up with a charmer who’d been hit by a car. Sephiroth is a well loved asshole, and his brother, Cloud (a stray who found a sucker bet), is almost canine levels of friendly.

Be a superhero. Save a life. Rescue.

scars-of-stars

As someone who has worked in a shelter for two years and watched many of my babies go to their incredible forever homes, you wouldn’t BELIEVE how big of a difference you can see in the animals’ behavior from being in the kennels to even just a few minutes after leaving. When their new owners are filling out the paperwork, there’s already a new spark in their eyes. They KNOW they’re going home; they know they’re getting to be loved the way all animals deserve to be. There are so many beautiful animals in shelters that get overlooked. Next time you’re searching for a companion, check your local shelters and rescues. Not only are you getting a companion, but you’re saving a life.

totallynotthecops

I got my Norwegian Forest Cat from a shelter. He’s huge, and never shuts up, and is moody and a prolific hunter (or was. He’s not allowed out), and the biggest cuddliest mamas boy on the planet.

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i just adopted my first cat from the humane society ! her name is Persephone and she’s 14 almost 15 years old. i love my angel so much.

causewecan

I got all three of my cats from shelters and they are honestly so appreciative! They are amazing little creatures and have become the light of my life…. please adopt!! You won’t regret it and neither will your little ball of fur.

rowan-fcb

This cutie used to be a stray in Greece. A lot of people try to poisen them, because there are so many strays there (which is the peoples fault. They buy puppies and leave them on the streets when they are older).

I‘m happy, I had the chance to safe my little lady. I still wish to safe more. They are always so happy when you only pet them or just give them a bit of attention.

bringmebooks

My babies Penelope and Eloise were irresponsibly let outside without being spayed. Both got pregnant and their owner dumped them at the shelter two weeks before they were due with kittens. Due to being full to capacity, they were immediately at the top of the kill list. Thankfully a foster rescued them, got them healthy, helped them birth nine healthy kittens between the two of them, rescued four more orphan kittens that these girls adopted and nursed, got them ALL fixed, got ALL THIRTEEN kittens good homes, and I adopted these silly, destructive, adorable, loud, cuddle bugs. They’re a bonded pair, and they’ve brought light and love and laughter into my life. Please adopt!!!! Please fix your pets! Save a love, be compassionate, and find your best friend!

ungratefullittleshit

Both adopted in a shelter. Best decision I have ever made.

arylenchanted

My husband and I adopted this little ball of love from a shelter and he’s literally the most amazing dog in the world. ❤️

secretly-obsessed-with-fandoms

got all four of my loves from our local shelter. absolute sweethearts ❤️

wonderingifyoukneww

Got this pretty fur ball from a local shelter 🥰 #adoptdontshop

thedirtythirty

The future wife and I adopted this 3-legged snuggle bug from our local humane society this summer and it’s one of, if not THE, best decision we have made ❤️🥰

vixiano

My adopted baby! Please don’t disregard shelters just because you want a certain breed! Either sign up to volunteer at a shelter (you’ll get the inside scoop on the dogs/cats) or visit the shelter every day or every other day. There are always so many different breeds, some just get scooped up quicker than others!

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Kitten when i got her at the RICHMOND SPCA! She is the most loving playful cat i have ever interacted with!!

mirameporfavor

@hangrysweatpants and I adopted the sweetest, gentlest cuddle bug from a local rescue. She’s the best decision we’ve ever made.

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rude gay

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“A baby fox showed up to say hi at my grandmother’s house“

Taken from r/aww

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It has a friend! 😲

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gailsimone

These pages have been going around a lot lately. It;s from a story I wrote for Wonder Woman’s 75th Anniversary Special, and I am reblogging to make sure that the artist/co-creator, Colleen Doran, gets proper credit for making Star-Blossom so adorable! :)

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This cured my depression

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