Do Not Follow Me

saw a car with a window sticker of a moose in bi flag colors and nearly jumped out of my seat

before social media I used to just go thru a list of websites every day but now I'm all out of websites

every single person online now is a poser in the most obnoxious sort of way and this includes me and you

only thought I've ever had on utena is that it looks ugly as fuck

how you gonna be making posts about how awesome your 30s are and you're not even 30 yet, go to hell

had to go to the hospital and turns out I just have shitty muscles and not kidney stones

okay yeah this is really really bad

might have kidney stones

the way a lot of people say "puritan" these days feels like they really really mean to say "moralfag" instead

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and also the phrase "rent-lowering gunshots" is some primo lame shit cuz it was originally in reference to literal gunshots to keep property values down but nowadays people use it to mean being annoying on their personal internet blog

the way the "problematic freak pervert" thing is just an alternative "(X) is punk" for a lot of people

when things are feeling bad just remember that you don't have to be in school anymore

did they disable gifs auto-playing

people talking about getting married is bad enough but then they'll be talking about having kids too, you're not supposed to do that???