this will end in flames

How are my sweetie pees

LOL

What’s so funny

i don’t believe teenage girls learn about gay fanfiction i think they each individually create the idea in their head first

what they dont tell you about strategy based games is that its hard if you’re stupid

I think if zoidberg moved into bikini bottom he wouldnt look out of place at all i wouldnt even notice him there

I like how polite he is because he isnt intruding but curious somewhat

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

I know some fic writers get stressed about writing tropes they think are too popular or overdone, and I need you all to know that I just spent 4 hours reading every iteration of the same exact fic plot I could find, and they all brought me an indescribable amount of joy. Listen. Listen. Sometimes you want cakes of many flavours and sometimes you want Nine Carrot Cakes

You can lie when you name things

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.