idk any facts...

i want a shirt that has a QR code on it for some kind of horrible malware so that if anyone ever tries to film me in public their phone will automatically scan the code and be reduced to a functionless brick

Smtimes your house is haunted because there's a ghost sometimes your house is haunted because you miss grandma and your mom misses her even more sometimes your house is haunted because the subtext of how the last owners decorated rubs you wrong way sometimes your house is haunted because you've sublimated the fact that you didn't want to move in the first place and Sometimes your house is haunted because there's a carbon monoxide leak. Lots of options.

Cavalo by Vanderlei Lopes

staring into the bathroom mirror gripping the sink and telling myself “you are not uniquely horrible you are literally just some guy”

i love hanging out with people who are more normal than i am it makes me feel like a fucked up deep sea creature

tomorrow when the employees find this freak of nature, they will take photos of him and call animal control. but tonight he is alive in the chicago quiznos by the soda cooler and when he looks up at the counter, there are twice as many sandwiches as usual.

train autism is the most pure and true type of autism. people who got trains special interest got put in the autism distillery and got that condensed high quality type autism. none of this cheap low quality plastic bargain bin stevens universe shit im talking 100% homebrewed dedicated independently hosted forum admin PREMIUM autizm. they paved the way for us with their little scale model trains we would be nowhere without them and we owe them our utmost respect..

the trans experience of, after running as far away from your forcibly assigned gender as possible, turning around and cautiously approaching it from the other side

im already doing more than my fair share by being both the coolest person alive and completely divorced from reality. tje ball is in your court if you wanna know me better. oh. also im endlessly besieged by psychic ghouls so i can only text you when i mix errant compounds in my body like a living alchemical vessel. but all luxuries have their price.