Hi

You're telling me a goose worked on this show?

I watched The Amazing Digital Circus finale and all I got was a sobbing breakdown and a desire to keep living for the people I love

SOUND ON DEAR GOD

Good motherfucking god

I'm so glad that that truncated fucking ran-into-a-wall-at-speed tadpole-ass looking squirrel only lives in high altitude forests in Borneo bc this means I am extremely unlikely to encounter one in my day to day life. thank god

DID YOU MAKE THIS BLOG SIMPLY TO TORMENT ME

WHERE IS THE REST OF YOU

One of the biggest issues of moving to England as a person who is Ukrainian AND neurodivergent is not knowing how to answer the small talk question of "how are you", but today I was reminded that Ukrainian blessed me with the phrase that roughly translates as "living is hard but dying would be a pity" and can we please naturalise it so I can use it all day every day

Living is hard, but dying would be a pity.

Knightposting this princessposting that WHO IS TILLING THE FIELDS

there are no serfposts because they were almost exclusively illiterate

that doesn’t stop most tumblr users

how dare you say we surf on the poor

One time my optometrist told me I had "great vision, but poor focus" and I laughed for like ten minutes and he was all "yeah, I could have said that differently."

Your secret is safe with me (i dissociated mid sentence and didn’t hear a thing you said)

your secret is also safe with me (I immediately forgot what you said)

don't be mean to yourself that's you

you live there

who needs therapy when you have “listening to music at such a high volume that you keep getting headphone warnings”