Endless Night

hahaha UNMUTE!!!!

My heart 😍

hahaha UNMUTE!!!!

My heart 😍

You look me in the eye and tell me this isn’t important

That jaguar is so tall compared to the ocelot. So cute!

@oreo-pie

I need to know if these cats are being sold into the the pet trade or not

Nope! These little kitties are from black jaguar white tiger foundation, a big cat rescue and sanctuary, and the man in the video is Eduardo Serio. He regularly gets orphaned cubs and cubs rescued from the pet trade, when the zoos don’t have enough room. He doesn’t normally socialize with them like this but the margay and jaguar cubs here had already imprinted on humans and can no longer survive in the wild, so he’s been raising them

OHHHHHH CUTIES….

He leap

that little yelp at the end oh my god

UM EXCUSE ME THOS E ARE FUCKING PIXELS HOW

I just look at this and all I can feel is that it’s going to lead me to some fiendishly difficult puzzle that will require 27 pages of notes, a detail from two universes ago, and my dad to solve.

Thanks for the Myst flashbacks.

i mean really, who doesn’t want to be a mermaid

the little mermaid

fucking christ

I bet Izuku is going to be that hero who tries to get himself classified as a natural disaster so people can get refunded by their insurance company just in case he damages their home during a fight.

Izuku, upon slamming a villain through the roof of an apartment building and landing in a family’s living room: Don’t worry, I’m a natural disaster and you’re entitled to financial compensation!

relate.

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children create their own magic

And it is powerful magic

marry her faster

it’s ninety-nine degrees outside, four fuck-thousand percent humidity, and my husband was like, “i’m gonna go for a bike ride.” and i was like “why. no. why. don’t put us on the news like that. local fool collapses on unnecessary journey. don’t do it.” so he says he doesn’t want to “hide in the house” because the sun is shining. bruh. honeybruh. “the sun is shining” does not cover it. its hot outside. its motherfucking hot as fuck outside. our outdoor plants have been crying into their hands all week. whole cars are melting into the sewer. our fucking patio umbrella developed sentience to ask me for lemonade this morning

@robotmango, you need to work for the weather forecast - this was both hilarious and so vivid it made me stand up and get some iced tea.

this is a great idea, thank you. here goes. my audition tape for the weather channel. dearly beloved. we are gathered here today to have a fucking funeral for the outdoors. it had a good run, with all its creeks and clouds and shit. pretty great. now it’s ten-thirty at night but still ninety-two asshole-sweating degrees and humid as fuck. everything is hot and slimy, like being a “borrower” that got trapped inside a bottle of shampoo and then accidentally microwaved. you can see on my doppler radar that nothing is moving around out there because everything is probably dead. the only alive thing is the mosquito currently trying to drill a hole in my leg. no surprise that all the shitbag mosquitos are fine, since the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature. this forecast has gotten away from me a little, but in conclusion fuck the sun

I think I’ve reblogged this before, but “the thermostat of hell is always at the devil’s preferred temperature” is fucking poetry

multiplayer video games bad for health, heart, and emotional wellbeing. cut them out of ur diet.

did u lose again

Let’s just face it, the NedDen community is basically just 5 people in a trench coat trying to convince other people that it’s a ship