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well let’s see if I care

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

Love that you can see the exact moment that Enlightenment™ occurs for this little dude. Good job, you did it.

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

A girl can be a handsome fella. This is obvious

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

you may have noticed that my blog is disorganized and thematically incoherent and my tag game is weaker by the day. this is commentary on the chaos of modern existence

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.