“It’s really cool of you to lend me a pair of speedos, since I forgot to bring mine for the weekend, but, don’t you think they’re a little too tight? We might as well go swimming naked in your pool, after all, your sister and mother is not gonna be home for several hours… I’m totally chill with just us two guys hanging out and bonding. We’re gonna be seeing a lot of each other, so, I say we need to let the steam out. No use pretending we don’t feel the tension. You’re hot as fu<k and you clearly want me to fu<k you! I’m right? Are you game? Or just teasing me with that see through tight thing you’re wearing, showing if both your beautiful di<k and such a hot hole when you bend over!”
FUCK YES PLEASE 😜
