Yeehaw

me a lesbian trying to explain how i love my favourite male characters: he's like my close friend who i worry about. but he's also me in some ways. but sometimes he's also my son and i carried him inside of me and gave birth to him. but im also psychosexually obsessed with him. but mostly he's my doll i play with. and a bug i keep in a jar on my shelf. and i shake the jar. and i shake it. and i shake it. and i shake it. and i shake it.

Jima was SO good at the show these last couple of days. I think it's only fair to reward her with a sushi dinner.

i love my misandrist mother i asked her one time if she liked lord of the rings and she said “i’m tired of men going on adventures”

She had him killed for this. Just FYI.

Finally. Normal porn is back on this website.

put on my leitmotif bro i feel a monologue coming on