huh

divorcebearing hips

It’s not senseless violence to me, not if it’s you

fool me once shame on you. fool me twice shame on me. fool me three times this has gotta be a sex thing for at least one of us

this is my one wild and precious life fucckkkkkkk fuckkkkkk fucckcckkkkkkk

you have GOT to get over god abandoning you when you were 2 like its not even uncommon

[suddenly disillusioned] my illusions..

what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

This bullshit needs to get into the movies, not edgy-grimdark shit

I especially love the fact that, in many depictions, Bruce Wayne somehow ended up looking similar enough to the one Kryptonian on Earth that they can Parent Trap people

*Deathstroke bursts into the Legion of Doom headquarters* “Guys, you won’t believe this, but I think Bruce Wayne is Superman!“

*Cackles*

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

Your friend’s unpublished fic idea is kind of a dead wife

i also want to read this guy’s dead wife

(guy who tags every single post as the same exact character) you know who this post reminds me of?

a broken link is a kind of dead wife

(angriest I’ve ever been in my life) and Brutus is an honourable man

I'm going to fix everything in the next three hours everyone wish me luck. if i dont then probably ill dig a hole and lie down in it for a bit in the rain/sun/whatever outside looks like these days

the hole isnt even that bad