Rebloggery

eyes emoji was the perfect invention for nosy people. like 👀 whats going on over here 👀👀 i just wanna know #LetMeKnow 👀👀👀

i'm sorry i don't know what came inside me. came into me. came over me. sorry.

Turning the cuck chair around backwards to show I'm not like your other, boring cuckolds

*youth pastor voice* you know who else got nailed while all his friends watched? that's right,

the number 1 rule of fanfic is have fun and be yourself. the number 2 rule is the average healthy adult male can lose roughly 2 liters of blood before dying.

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

TRAGEDY: every member of a once-flourishing group chat is now employed

problematic sudoku solving skills gap

my 5 year plan is to get back my joy

get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all

I love tumblr because somehow I can end up being mutuals with a celebrity (someone that wrote a fic that I loved)

it is impossible to watch a movie. every night i think i want to watch a movie. no movie gets watched. because it's not possible

and yet they keep making movies with the hopes that one day humanity will discover a way to watch them. it's so inspiring

"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane

hey so i went to Cares About You So So Much Island and built a little house and lived there forever and ever until all the stars burned out and the universe went dark (and still i remained)