Spring Cleaning

Sometimes I think that I’m moderately intelligent and then I realize how frequently I’m deceived by things meant to fool wild animals

being mildly nearsighted keeps me humble

Are horses there usually that fuzzy?

The horse is a small to mid-sized domesticated three-toed ungulate utilized primarily for their wool, milk, and meat. Some domesticated horse types more closely resemble their wild ancestors and bear short hair, though many display artificial selection for continuously growing wool (often white) that can be used for textile production. They are usually that fuzzy.

@horsefigureoftheday look at those normal horses

did laundry and showered today you knowwwww i'm hitting that clean sheets clean jammies clean me trifecta tonight

bro im bedcelled. im comfypilled. im literally cozymaxxing.

​honkpilled shoomaxxer

straight up "snorkin' it". and by "it" haha, well. let's just say. mimimi

I love that human humor has basically never changed thousands of years ago we were still shitposters

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

I am once again reblogging this for the holidays ✨

i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.