she took a breath

theon is literally the greatest fictional character of all time which is #awesome because george doesn’t even seem to fuck with him like that for real. only makes it better because that’s typical theon 5ever he doesn’t even appeal to the man who made him. really incredible stuff here.

they were right btw. you have to dig yourself out of your grave over and over again

god forbid a woman doesn’t sparkle for an audience. god forbid she’s weird, lazy, a little off putting and not trying to impress anyone

what the asoiaf book fandom has become in response to a several-years-long hiatus should be studied in the annals of history probably. beloved youtubers are ranking all named horses, there’s speculation that tyrek lannister turned into a horse, a fascinating number of people have circled back to thinking ashara dayne actually is jon’s mom, there’s the tyrion time traveling fetus theory, the varys mermaid theory, the gender theories, TOO many people are debating which preteen girl is the most evil, and reddit is still convinced that stannis baratheon is the pinnacle of straight masculinity. The Great Empire of the Dawn #TheGreatEmpireoftheDawn

​name 3 children jaime tried and failed to kill

Kinda one of the funnier parallels between Jon and Dany is their completely different reactions to their wizard advisor. Quaithe tells Dany she’s getting visions that shit’s about to go down and Dany immediately goes, “ykw, I gotta lock in!” And does! Jon, on the other hand, hears from Mel that shit’s about to go down….and he turns to the other side on his pillow. No wonder they got bro’s ass. No magical awareness whatsoever. Meanwhile, Dany not only escaped crazy magical plot but even got to aura farm right after.

#dany’s magical protag arc lowkey being the more rewarding because she’s a magic girl living in a magic world and she’s gonna werk#jon’s a magic girl living in a magic world but he doesn’t give a damn so the narrative punishes him for his stupidity (tags by @jon-sedai)