3500 years ago a bunch of people decided to build a tower to the sky and now I have to worry about keeping up my Duolingo streak

why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them

add that one to the list, boys

shes only your girl because she hasnt heard my kermit thee frog impression yet

and she never will. *hits you with my bus*

reblog to save a life

For any lovelies with graduations coming up 💕

You all deserve to look bomb as hell at your graduation 😘

Aww, that’s so cute :)

this video starts circulating every year around graduation season and it makes me really happy

no offence but i think a lot of us me included don’t actually want romantic love as badly as we think and really are just lonely and crave a closeness and intimacy that feels out of reach in friendships because of society’s emphasis on marriage and the nuclear family so we project that into the never ending search for a perfect love and a soulmate when really we all just want to mean something to someone

like i’m not dissing romantic love i would to be in love rn but i get so frustrated because humans are such social creatures and we need community to survive but we are taught that we need to pair off and so a lot of us spend a great majority of our lives lonely in between romantic encounters or we settle for less and give ourselves away to people because we are in constant fear of ending up completely isolated and alone and it’s so sad

no offense, but the scene depicting tai lung’s escape from a maximum security prison in kung-fu panda (2008) is more dramatic and exciting, and has better pacing and cinematography than 90% of fight scenes in any superhero movie

i find it v cute when rpgs offer me, someone whose sole strategy is “attacking enemies,” status changing effects. “this lowers your enemy’s speed” you know what else would lower their speed? being dead, from my fists

If courage isn’t the absence of fear but doing the right thing regardless of it, maybe confidence isn’t the absence of insecurity but knowing you have real worth despite it

No. You dont pay people to exist for the same reason you dont feed the bears.

Yeah man if I give the 50 year old lady at my bus stop some spare change for fare and a meal she’ll lose interest in foraging for desiccated salmon carcasses and lose her natural fear of people. Next thing you know she’s in the suburbs, running around on all fours trying to eat a corgi

Reblogging because lord knows college kids aren’t the only ones that are broke.

Reblogging for reference because I suspect I might be broker now than I was in university.

Because it might be helpful for spoonies on a budget!

@art–school–wannabe I don’t know if it’s helpful but it might be?

BRO THIS IS  S O  HELPFUL THANK YOU—-

it literally makes me scream that we straight up know nothing about trump’s condition and will literally never get a true answer unless some nurse leaks to the press, he dies, or recovers and goes back to business as usual. like i hate this bro

i want the equivalent of a zoo otter cam

i know exactly why this is circulating again and i am grinning