In Loving Memory Of ShittyBusDriver

mr explodes-when-exposed-to-air will not be able to join us today. he has passed away. i am so sorry

oh no what happened?

Got hit by bus

my bad guys

Look at me, joyous and smiling *gets hit by

a bus*

It's a shame that J.K. Rowling got run over by that bus on this very day all those years ago. Damned shame.

*hits all these people with my bus*

I don't think people who don't drive are allowed to comment on road rage.

If you drove you would agree that wanting to swerve and pit maneuver that fucker and take us both out is actually a totally reasonable reaction. And you would appreciate my vice grip on my psyche to not do it.

Hmm. Never been a problem for me…

That's cuz 9/10 times if a bus crashes into someone it's the other vehicle's fault

*crashes into you*

tbh i just block any blog dedicated to just one gag over and over like that shittybusdriver blog from a while back

*hits you with my bus*

Obsessed with travel vloggers who exclusively go to the middle of fucking nowhere. Like I kindof hate to watch weird trust fund kids run around doing tourist shit for a living but this is different like there's this one guy who's just really into like soviet bus stops and I'm fascinated by him. What leads you there

@thecommunismbus

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*hits you with my bus*

@shittybusdriver ​can we pick them up? Please? A cosmic horror should always find a place on the shittybus, plus they’re probably a road safety violation just sitting there. I know how much you hate those.

Hmmmm… I guess I’m not employed by GoodBusInc anymore, anyway… it goes against my sensibilities… but—alright, fine—it can get on the bus. But I’m sending it up to deck 28

@justthebus darling I know we were bouncing between the Las Vegas strip and ancient Egypt, but it looks like Good needs us to help close up some rifts in the portals to the alternate dimensions

mmmm FFIne whatever which rifts do we need to close up THIS time