the king sleeps still, under a mountain,

no it's fine i just don't understand why he needed to speak into "his panting mouth" specifically. furthermore why was this particular information necessary to write down for posterity. like thank you, for that. i mean. okay i guess?

self diagnosed dead wife

is it possible to fix my life but still be weird abt books tv film & music forever? i will attempt it

some people have therapy all i have is jack kerouac’s june 10 1949 letter to allen ginsberg

When you meet Edward Elric he gives off the impression that he's the short-tempered hot-headed "violence is the answer to all life's questions" kind of protagonist, and it's in fact incredible character craft that he's actually the character who ends the series with a negative-3 kill count.

God's worst soldier Edward Elric. Showed up as the youngest member of the Amestrian army, took millions of dollars from them, never followed a single order, helped dismantle their fascist regime, left with a lower kill count than he arrived with, then fucked off to go be a house-husband. Character of all time.

Oh no signifiers for me thanks I ordered pure concepts

louis narrates like he's in the great gatsby. armand narrates like he's in rebecca. lestat narrates like he's in katy perry's hot n cold (2008)

You know how we call things "pseudoscience"... the media analysis that's being done on twitter and tumblr should be pseudohumanities

im so sorry that you're doomed by the narrative but i really need you to answer my message on Microsoft Teams