regularly cries about the farseers

“She should be at the club” I should be on a quest. With several interesting people

You know you’re in too deep with a character when you’re actively terrified of going into their tag.

Trying to get my friend into rote but I just sound like an insane person explaining the character dynamics and relationships.

when you compliment or thank someone for being such a good friend to you and they hit you with the "i'm going to totally betray your trust soon and you're making it really difficult not to feel conflicted about it" stare 😂😂

the thing is you gotta milk these relationships for all they're worth because when you're a dog that's going to be euthanised soon in someone's eyes there's almost nothing they won't do for you however ☝️ you may struggle to get them to put aside their ethical hangups to have sex with you. in case you were wondering.

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked

must feel good as fuck to curse a prince for being rude to you while you were larping as an old woman for no reason

waiter! waiter! more characters grieving something they can't even remember please!

i eat your grandads clothes

brain of a deranged person: i miss the liveship amputation chapters

they need to invent books you can crawl into and then live in forever