regularly cries about the farseers

“She should be at the club” I should be on a quest. With several interesting people

is it okay for a man to have a bob..........

If u could bring dead ppl back 2 life with magic like in video games the hollywood stunt scene would be out of control. There'd be professional snuff actors winning awards for dying the best. Producers would be like "If u need somebody to get killed in a film call up Resurrection Eddie, nobody gets killed as good as Eddie"

sometimes my Beloved Mutuals will rb a post about a certain character archetype and i will have to physically restrain myself from saying “yeah you would say that wouldn’t you”

in a way grief sex is like having a threesome with a ghost

You know you’re in too deep with a character when you’re actively terrified of going into their tag.

Trying to get my friend into rote but I just sound like an insane person explaining the character dynamics and relationships.

when you compliment or thank someone for being such a good friend to you and they hit you with the "i'm going to totally betray your trust soon and you're making it really difficult not to feel conflicted about it" stare 😂😂

the thing is you gotta milk these relationships for all they're worth because when you're a dog that's going to be euthanised soon in someone's eyes there's almost nothing they won't do for you however ☝️ you may struggle to get them to put aside their ethical hangups to have sex with you. in case you were wondering.

post like nobody's watching, reblog like you've never been blocked; dm like no one is offline, and rpf like they actually fucked