What.

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

I think my favourite small moment of this episode was Lestat going out of his way to set a place at his fake dinner party for Armand just to be like "Armand you are RUINING my party idk WHY I even invited you!!!"

I can believe that Armand honestly and genuinely thinks him and Lestat are good because 99% of their arguments have taken place entirely inside Lestat's mind

love between vampires can be one thing, or it can be countless things. however you want me, i can be that for you. you said you want me to be present as your maker? i can be a maker for you. i want to be your maker. disregard the last 500 years in which i was repulsed by the idea. i don't have any complicated feelings about that at all. you said you want cool vampire powers even though you're a three year old fledgling? i can help you become a daywalker, a skill that apparently takes centuries to develop. you're an investigative journalist, don't you want a scandal on lestat? i can give you a scandal. i want to help you finish that job. lestat fucks his mom. isn't that good? aren't i useful? aren't i worth keeping around?

love that armand's solution to daniel saying that he has a contract with lestat and his band is to just start murdering them. that's one way to get your beloved out of it i guess

​i lied. i don't like sex. open heart surgery

Daniel really cannot maintain consistent eye contact with Armand when he's saying anything emotionally charged and it's fascinating. He wriggles like a child stuck in a church pew, unable to leave freely. Oh Danny. You don't hate him, and you hate that you don't hate him. You don't know what to do with kind acts or love any more than he does.