deliver me that bad news, baby

couples costume idea: signifier and signified

“not unkindly” has to be one of the ultimate adverbs ever. Implies so much

girl having her fifth meltdown of the week on your dash just texted you "hi"

they're saying spending 2 hours in the word doc changing words slightly to be more specific and evocative and moving endless commas around is one of the most noble and respected things that you can do

rpf is compelling because it exposes the self as a performance in the same way that drag exposes gender as a performance

a hometown is a type of dead wife

my girl so morally ambiguous idk if i should call her good girl or bad girl in bed

having ethically debatable sex with my morally ambiguous wife

unethical nonmonogamy where god is the third

the bitch wife should be one of the most revered and respected archetypes in our culture and yet she is constantly mocked and derided smh

ok you know what mommy’s sick and tired of your poor reading comprehension

editing is so funny because it's like "damn, i wrote 'before' two times within three paragraphs. they are going to stone me in the town square for this"